10 Commandments of Starcraft 2

I. Thou shalt scout early and repeatedly

II. Thou shalt reply "gg" before leaving a game

III. Thou shalt kill any undefended overlords

IV. If enemy goes air, thou shalt build static defenses, else risk divine retribution from the heavens

V. Defend thy ability-casters from enemy EMP, least they become useless

VI. Macro isn't everything, thou must micro when time demands it

VII. Zerg shall lay creep tumors between thine bases, nothing helps slow reactions as much as swift unit speed.

VIII. If all else fails, raging will not help you nor garner thine enemy's sympathy

IX. Use thine race's macro ability whenever energy allows it

X. Have fun, losing is not worth loss of sleep nor sanity

 

Now all we need is a complete and full religion to go along with this. Then we'll be in business.

 

i fear the religion will be split into at least 3 denominations and bicker all the time.

 

no religons cause they are bad for your health we will get another holy war the war over the Xel Naga and new nations and then it all goes to hell people die and we start nuking and then dustin browders last words are and theres the GG

 

I guess I'm going to pray some starcraft 2 now..
LOL

 

Well at least now Blizzard employees will get to rape little boys without getting caught and sentenced.

 

oh shi......... betta get out then RUN AWAY!

 

Thou shalt never disobey an Blizzard Employee.

 

. . . . or Lord Dustin shall smite you.

 

*smites unbelieving heathens*

 

Actually your avatar/sig does look like dustin is smiting some heathens in a really cool way.

 

That was the point

 

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Thou shalt not be stupid enough to allow Ghosts to get close enough to nuke your base.