A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...

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A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Fenix, Apr 16, 2010.

  1. Fenix

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    "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

    The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow."

    The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous *****, You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
     
    Fenix, Apr 16, 2010
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  2. Higgs Boson

    Higgs Boson New Member

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    Old.
     
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  3. Matte

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    Lol u made my day fenix
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    ...

    what happened to our child-friendly forum attitude?

    also, ROFL
     
    ijffdrie, Apr 16, 2010
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  5. Maelstrom

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    This thread has the Willy's seal of approval.

    [​IMG]
     
    Maelstrom, Apr 16, 2010
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  6. Aurora

    Aurora The Defiant

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    That was a good one. Haha
    And Higgs, if you say "old" one more time, I'll kick you in the virtual nuts. :p
     
    Aurora, Apr 16, 2010
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    ah good times, good times.
     
    Gforce, Apr 16, 2010
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  8. Fenix

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    Old.
     
    Fenix, Apr 17, 2010
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  9. Kaaraa

    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    Mold?
     
    Kaaraa, Apr 17, 2010
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  10. Fenix

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    Cold

    :(
     
    Fenix, Apr 17, 2010
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  11. ItzaHexGor

    ItzaHexGor Active Member

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    Lol'd!
     
    ItzaHexGor, Apr 17, 2010
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  12. Fenix

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    Fold.
     
    Fenix, Apr 17, 2010
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  13. MeisterX

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    I wish I had some virtual nuts... Pecans, for sure.
     
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  14. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    jolt
     
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  15. Fenix

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    Cashews, *****.
     
    Fenix, Apr 17, 2010
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  16. ItzaHexGor

    ItzaHexGor Active Member

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    You haven't lived if you haven't tried maca-ma-damias. Mmmm... Macamadamias...
     
    ItzaHexGor, Apr 17, 2010
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    told
     
    AcE_01, Apr 17, 2010
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  18. Fenix

    Fenix Moderator

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    Sold.
     
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  19. Kaaraa

    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    Hold!

    Salted peanuts will always be the best.
     
    Kaaraa, Apr 17, 2010
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  20. Fenix

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    Scold.

    That's bad for your BP
     
    Fenix, Apr 17, 2010
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