a shocking revelation

does not wear any underwear

 

does not have an anus

 

No seriously, according to inside information, Tony Stark does not usually wear underwear. Black Widow issue #2

 

Neither do I, but you don't see them making a comic book out of me.

 

you'll get one once you are a rich playboy piloting an all-purpose suit capable of taking on gods

 

Did he beat Thor then?

EDIT: No, he lost. Gods>Ironman

 

only just though right?

 

Thor is the strongest god, but Iron Man did take on guys like Hercules or even Ares IIRC.

 

Now, Iffy, tell us how often he has to hose the iron man suit down?

Must get awfully hot and nasty in that thing.

 

For that reason he has about 20 spare suits

 

Technically, Hecules is a demigod.

War Machine fought Ares I think, not Tony.

 

good point.

In that case, I change it to help stopping multiple global take-overs