Arousal.

First person to arouse me WITHOUT breaching the forum rules gets 100 minerals.

Pictures, writing, anything.

GET GOING.

 

Oh comeon.

DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

This thread isnt that bad -.-

 

there are 4 people in a plane, a kid, an old guy, smartest man in the world, and strongest man in the world and 3 parachutes, the plane is about to crash, so the strongest man in the world says im the strongest man in the world so i should get to live so he grabs a parachute and jumps out, then the smartest person says im the smartest person i should get to live, so he grabs a parachute and jumps off, then the old guy says i lived my life so you should get to live to the kid then the kid says it's ok the smartest person in the world took my back pack.
:laugh:

 

That made me smile but erh...

Not really aroused at all.

 

a sergeant throws a grenade and yells grenade out, unknowning that he threw it towards a private, the private picks up the grenade and dashes to the sergeant, gives it to him and says you dropped this

 

I think I won already:

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I must have been on 4chan for too long because somehow it's not enough.

 

Alright, let's try something a bit more subtle.

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Well yes, it's like an addiction, you eventually need more to meet the same results xD

Let me check my... database.. I'll be back in 5

(?)

P.s: Expect more Bianca Beauchamp stuff... imo she's erotism incarnate

EDIT: Ok here goes. Beauchamp Barrage for your sensory pleasure.

All will be ''spoilered'' for obvious purposes. If you feel your brain will not cope with such sheer beauty, then stay away.

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My man If you're not aroused by this.. then.. I could dig up some gay porn If you want (??)

 

Don't cross the line.

EDIT: Only five? I think someone needs to work on endurance.

 

Believe me I'm trying xDD There's a lot of material but not much is.. suitable for this forum I guess. This is as soft as I can go. And partially that's the point of the whole thing. More like teasing than showing.

 

I win.

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i dont want to get banned again so i am not even gonna try

 

I look at this thread and get a very itchy trigger finger...

 

Question is not whether you get an itchy finger or not..

Question is..

Where is your hand right now?


ROFL


P.S: If the answer is ''my pants'' then I won. Take that, Fenix.

Note that all minerals gained will be directed to the ''missing terran'' charity. (?)

 

actually i think the chance is higher that it is his left hand, since he needs his right one to scroll down the page.
unless he is left-handed

 

Maelstorm wins!

Beauchamp is ftw.

 

Yay!

Let's do a victory dance:



P.s: I know you're reading this thread ren.. KEEP YOUR HANDS OUTTA YOUR PANTS xD

I know those ladies dancing are hot.. but maan get a hold of yourself