I have discovered something I call dual emoticon. That's right, an emoticon that, depending on which side you look at it, denotes different meaning. Here is the grandious discovery: )8-3 If read with your head leaning to your right, you will see a sad face with a chef hat. If read with your head leaning to your left, you will notice some weird guy with big eyebrows and a funny mustache. Feel free to make a meme out of this (??)