Okay...I was asleep and I started hearing footsteps after I woke up... I watched some tv and there were more footsteps... So I went into the kitchen there was a fat bas**** eating my milk and cookies... I had stepped up and said "What the HE**!?, Why are you eating my food you!" He glanced at me and began eating more milk and cookies. He was in a red suit and he said he would get me something for Christmas if I was nice and if I am bad he would give me coal...I replied " Give me coal and ill shove it up" "No no, we don't say things like that little girl." I replied again "Little girl? You think I am a little girl do you? Hmm!? If you do in the future I will blow up the pole up north!." The fat man replied "HoHoHo! And how will you do that scamp?" now I was very angry...I commenced throwing cookies at him until he went away.... But I still know he is watching me somewhere..
