chuck norris

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by 89th_shock_troop, Sep 1, 2009.

chuck norris

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by 89th_shock_troop, Sep 1, 2009.

  1. 89th_shock_troop

    89th_shock_troop New Member

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  2. EatMeReturns

    EatMeReturns Happy Mapper Moderator

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    The search options are also hysterical. As is the red text.
     
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    Fenix Moderator

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    You have no idea how much it bugs me that none of the links work on that page.
     
  4. Kaaraa

    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    I was expecting a page protesting against the Chuck Norris meme, or a Chuck Norris-themed Where's Waldo.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    that is hilarious.

    Saurfang>Norris though
     
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    jesus can walk on water

    but chuck norris can swim through land
     
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    so can cephalos, what's the big deal?
     
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    So can Worms.
     
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    crawling =/= swimming
     
  11. Fenix

    Fenix Moderator

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    Not worms.

    I'm talking about Worms
     
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    one roundhouse kick from chuck norris would drop that thing
     
  13. Fenix

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    No
    Worms are Shai-Hulud.
    They are made of win and awesome.

    And sand. Lots of sand.
     
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    Aurora The Defiant

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    They don't have sand in them. That hurts them. They're made of Sandtrout and chemicals made from water and Spice. And w00t: they have lava in them. Screw that worm from Gears of War. That was just a maggot.

    Maybe Chuck could spit on it. Contact with water poisons them after they are fully grow. (metabolism gets so high that they sort of explode on the inside xD)

    I read to much wikis...
     
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    the wiki on the sandworm says it's 450 meters long. the riftworm from gears moves incredibly fast, it would eat that thing for breakfast. and i couldnt find an exact size but come on that thing is massive