Corrupt-a-wish 2

Part 2.

Last wish from previous thread-

 

Granted it looks like a squad car, but unfortunately it doesn't have an engine.

I wish for a Dodon ray

 

Granted, but Dodon actually means made by a Dodo bird.

I wish I was a nice warm sunbeam

 

Granted you get absorbed by a solar panel and used as energy to power a laser that blows up the moon.

I wish for a range

 

granted but there is no home on it

i wish for a pint of Beamish that will never run dry

 

Granted. It will never run dry because it is permanently frozen.

I wish to have the power to cook steaks with my bare hands.

 

Granted, but your hands are in horrible burning pain every time you use them to cook steaks.

I wish me "F" key stopped popping off the keyboard.

 

granted, unfortunately the other keys are stolen by Professor Chaos.

I wish i was in europe for more then another 8 days

 

granted you can stay at my place

i wish for shiny stuff

 

granted you receive a steel prosthetic hip

i wish for beer

 

granted, however it is out of date

i wish for a new information of sc2

 

Granted, the new information is that the game is canceled (muhahahaha)
I wish for something nice

 

Granted you get a get well soon card.

I wish that my squad car had an engine.

 

Granted but its broken....

I wish that i had a goliath disguise

 

Granted but you're rushed by cracklings.

I wish for a wish.

 

Granted, the wish is a hermaphrodite hunchback will fall madly in love with you, and it comes true.

I wish I had power without paying my power bill

 

Granted but you're the one supplying the power by running in a giant hamster wheel.

I wish for a partridge in a pear tree.

 

Granted but it gets demolished.

I wish my car had a working engine.

 

Granted but your brakes stop working.

I wish I had a gun.

 

granted but everyone else has a bigger gun

i wish i had a turtle, that knew ninjitsu