Do Protoss Take Holidays?

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Lucratus, May 15, 2009.

Do Protoss Take Holidays?

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Lucratus, May 15, 2009.

  1. Lucratus

    Lucratus Guest

    I know they're in a big war and all, but how do you think they relax....you know they're always uptight. Except Tassadar he was frekin laidback and cool.
     
  2. Aurora

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    They don't even eat. So they even lack lunchbrakes. :p
    I guess they still have some days to remember the Khala inventor guy. But besides that, no idea.
     
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    They all do Yoga in fashionable little uptown protoss yoga centres on weekends.

    Other than that, yes, its all blood and energy beams and psionic carnage.

    Wonder how they reproduce though... probably would make human mating look grose by comparison. Or maybe they are kinky little kamasutra loving aliens.... what do you think?
     
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    your view on kamasutra Protoss has me deeply disturbed but also strangely interested to learn more :p
     
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    Well they meditate in the Citadel of Adun. I guess that's all they need considering the discipline and everything.
     
  6. Tassadar was laid back? I think you need to replay the original campaign in addition to Brood War :D
     
  7. Gforce

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    hm, given the protosses current state of affairs, no one is going to be taking a day off for a long time and looking to their culture before hand, it doesn't seem like they would.
     
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    hoildays IS a Terran concept :p
     
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    The defense of the homeland is a 32/12 job, 628 days a year! The Protoss Defense Force never rests!!
     
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    Unless of course they kill everyone and have no worrys , except for random meteorites that crash into there temples......
     
  11. Gforce

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    Unless they get an unexpected baby-boom, that's not gonna happen.
     
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    Is there a story behind Tassadar's nose anyway? Is he a minority, or is it just an abnormality?
     
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    an abomination.
     
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    you're just the typical racists zerg, what you do you know?
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    actually, the protoss have been described as racist multiple times by unbiased observers with neutral information
     
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    They're extremely racist. They don't like Jimmy cause he's a human.

    And it's not a nose, it's a scar.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    that could actually be true
     
  18. Fendi

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    Protoss are hostile to the other races that doesn't follow Khala's order.

    Oh and Protoss does fasting for 60 days and they do get a day off by hanging around the bar and take alcohol.
     
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    Zerg aren't racist... we seek to unite everyone in equality...

    Look at tassadar compared to any other protoss and tell me that thing's normal. seriously.
     
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    equality? unity? But aren't they a monarchy? I mean, Kerriagan is pronounced queen of the zerg, if i do so recall correctly.