Is it that hard to have a single character, in a single book, take a single action, make a single decision or make a single comment that MAKES ANY *&^%$@! SENSE!?! SERIOUSLY. I HAZ SPOTZ ON MY HEAD SO PEEPZ WHO AIM THEIR GUNS AT ME IS FRIENDZZZ. LETZ GARGE THEM WIF A GUN! YARRRR, MY LANDLUBBER DAWG AINT BE TALKING. DEATH TO HIM IT MUST BE! WE ARE IN THE COUNTRY WHERE I BECAME A MAN, LETZZZZ TALK 2 HOURS ABOUT POOP. SO WE ARE THE CHIQUE EDUCATED PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY AND WILL NOT FALL INTO SAVAGERY. LETS GET DRUNK AND KILL THE LOCAL POPULACE! I IZ OMNIPOTENT! LETS IMPREGNATE A WOMAN WITH MY SON, THEN TELL THE SON HOW TO SAVE THE WORLD, BUT SECRETLY THAT PLAN GIVES THE WORLD TO SATAN. AW SHEEET, HOW DID SATAN END UP WITH THE WORLD?
