The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists: 2 men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. he took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.' and im not gonna be as active in the forums as before
I'm currently reading a book about the years in which the FBI was formed. Holy crap. Those guys sucked.
A long time ago an ancient tribe lost its most highly regarded chief. He bequeathed to his three sons the tribe's most valuable possession, the sacred Stone of Tumaton. The three sons could not decide how they would share the duties of caring for the Stone, and they certainly could not divide it among themselves. A particularly ingenious idea was suggested. Each son would lob the Stone as high as possible and would attempt to catch it. The son to throw it the highest and successfully catch it would keep the rock. All three of the sons died in the attempt, and the stone was logically then given to the chief's brother; the one who suggested the Stone throwing contest, whom also then assumed power being the next in line to power. And thus the invention of politics.
Except that I made mine up. And he didn't. Pwnt. http://forums.gunbroker.com/post.asp?method=TopicQuote&TOPIC_ID=287650&FORUM_ID=4
