Fenix, we surrender

Fenix, your mighty army has subdued our nation, and thus we are forced to surrender our ancestral home, including our great barley farms and breweries. The king will personally bow before you to give you the keys to his harem. A great parade is currently being planned in your honor, and all men will be forced to sport beards and wear viking helmets...


hmmm


wait, what?


Oh sorry, small miscommunication here.


We should be surrendering to Benix, never mind.

 

Speak for yourself. I am not French.

 

Zzzzzzzzzing!

 

"The red and blue sections can easily be cut off to make a white flag."



Too much?

 

that actually works for the dutch flag and the flag of luxembourg as well

 

We only have to cut one part off, but we do not surrender

 

*cough*

 

Fill me in, why are we surrendering?

 

threats of eternal torture by ancient wyverns.

 

Or we could just hire Orcs to ride them.

 

we're not talking about some silly drakes here.

 

I know that.

 

then why suggest something that involves them making will saving rolls?

 

Cause I'm a pala and I can bless the orcs to succeed better.

 

if you were a pala and you'd bless always chaotic evil creatures, wouldn't you fall and lose all powers?

 

No? Why would blessing someone of any alignment cause me to lose my own alignment?

 

the whole part of the paladin clause, that if you do anything bordering non-lawful good, you lose all your powers

 

We're...not as strict. Somethings need to be done for the greater good.

But blessing anyone of any alignment isn't bad at all.