Fortune-teller

Is now a formal proffession in Poland.

Lolwut?

 

*facepalm*

I could tell you your fortune now, for free, with the same kind of accuracy. But certainly, it must be a difficult job, all the guessing and lying and stealing...

 

It's only for entertainment purposes of course.
At least thats what the sign says.

 

Fortune-telling by Light, 10 minerals please.

 

Some of their duties apparently include forseeing future (duh) and *mysterious music* revealing past!

Hey, maybe I'll become one, where can I sign for a course in creative truths?

 

If its an official job, does it mean there's a minimum wage?

 

Dunno, I've just heard of it from TV

I guess most of them would be self-employed and if there are others they probably fall under the same mimimum wage as most (all?) other jobs.

 

-.-

let me look at your hands and I will predict how old you will get and how many kids you will have!

 

you can't touch my hands.

 

lol meee, you said you wanted a job that paid well for no work, right? =P

 

then the first answer is short
the second answer depends on if you want them
if you do the answer is your testicles will be chopped off, thus 1.
if you dont the first paternity suit arrives tomorrow