Funny Starcraft Theory's

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Funny Starcraft Theory's

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by EonMaster, Apr 2, 2008.

  1. EonMaster

    EonMaster Eeveelution Master

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    Starcraft theorys:


    Blizzard's theory of Korean Ownage
    Starcraft + you(non-korean) + korean opponent = you(non-korean) - win
    Starcraft2 + you(non-korean) + korean opponent = you(non-korean) - win

    Starcraft + you(korean) + korean opponent = first one with army wins

    Zerg's Theory
    zergling rush > protoss
    zergling rush > terran
    zergling rush > non-zergling rush zerg

    stacked mutas > all your base will be destroyed by me!!!

    drone rush = noobs!

    HT + storm = RUN DANGIT!!!

    Protoss Power Thoery
    You Must Construct Additional Pylons!!!!

    Terran Turtle Theory
    Tank + turret + bunk = inevetable destruction

    Terran SV Theory
    SV + zerg opponent + irrad = never enough energy
    SV + protoss opponent + EMP = even less energy
    SV + terran opponent = LOLZ
     
    EonMaster, Apr 2, 2008
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  2. Meee

    Meee New Member

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    It's "All your base are belong to us" duh
     
    Meee, Apr 3, 2008
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  3. ItzaHexGor

    ItzaHexGor Active Member

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    NERD ALORT! ALERT!
    According to these formulae, StarCraft1 is equal to StarCraft2. Proof:
    Starcraft + you(non-korean) + korean opponent = you(non-korean) - win
    = Starcraft + you(non-korean) = you(non-korean) - win - korean opponent
    = Starcraft = - win - korean opponent
    Starcraft2 + you(non-korean) + korean opponent = you(non-korean) - win
    = Starcraft2 + you(non-korean) = you(non-korean) - win - korean opponent
    = Starcraft2 = - win - korean opponent
    = StarCraft
     
    ItzaHexGor, Apr 3, 2008
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  4. EonMaster

    EonMaster Eeveelution Master

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    I know that. But, you arent taking the base, your destroying it, duh :)


    Add your own formulas! ;D
     
    EonMaster, Apr 3, 2008
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    Flash (T) against korean progamer who is not Savior (Z) on Blue Storm = Flash wins
     
    furrer, Apr 3, 2008
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    Protoss Theory Two
    You require more Vespene Gas!!
     
    Fenix, Apr 3, 2008
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    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    Canada, eh?
    You can never build enough Supply Depots to satisfy that cyber bitch.
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Apr 3, 2008
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    lol
     
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    i think a very crazy strategies i moving a barack really close to your enemey and just keep building units from there and also build a bunker near them at the same time. I have seen someone out zerg rush a zerg that way
     
    Godrey, Apr 3, 2008
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    I think Godrey missed the point here.
     
    Fenix, Apr 3, 2008
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  11. Space Pirate Rojo

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    Canada, eh?
    You can never build enough Pylons for that old coot.
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Apr 3, 2008
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    [me=Fenix]tries to draw his psi blade[/me]
    "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!"
     
    Meee, Apr 4, 2008
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    Enter + P + o + w + e+ r + Space + O + v + e + r +w + h + e +l +m + i + n + g + Enter = Win
     
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    IF Chuck Norris>Bruce Lee then Bush>Clinton and Dune2000>Starcraft

    however Bruce Lee pwns Chuck's face.

    Clinton would cokslap Bush any day.

    And of course Starcraft will take a massive duce on Dune2000's chest.
     
    SuccaMC, Apr 4, 2008
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  15. Meee

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    Shoudn't it be "Chuck Norris<Bruce Lee then Bush<Clinton and Dune2000<Starcraft" then?
     
    Meee, Apr 4, 2008
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  16. ItzaHexGor

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    You completely contradicted yourself there. You said Chuck Norris is better than Bruce Lee, and that therefore Bruce Lee pwns Chuck's face...
    Nice work on the sense making...
     
    ItzaHexGor, Apr 4, 2008
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    In your head
    Pwned
     
    Wlck742, Apr 4, 2008
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  18. SuccaMC

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    Duh, i was trying to disprove the rumor that chuck norris is better than bruce lee.
     
    SuccaMC, Apr 4, 2008
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    key word in my original post is IF, if chuck norris>bruce lee therefore... however chuck norris is not better than bruce lee thus making all the following statements entirely false.
     
    SuccaMC, Apr 4, 2008
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    I see now, my bad then
     
    Meee, Apr 4, 2008
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