girl changed her name

apparently, this girl has gone overboard

i want mine to be lolcats

oh and more info on her license

 

I'd change my name to Flex McBuffchest. Or Major Willy.

But seriously:

"The teenager said she began opposing dissections in middle school, after a class assignment to dissect a chicken wing made her uncomfortable."

...A chicken wing? Grow up.

 

ursa you newgrounder

 

Shoryu Hado Ken. Full name. *****es. AND WILLY WHAT THE **** GET TO SCHOOL.

 

Lawl.

Banned.

Are you in the library?

 

She needs a sidekick named Pluckout Abortion.com.

Seriously though, how does potential KFC dinner compel a person to do something that stupid?

 

what an idiot.

 

quite original way to protest

i'name myself: ijffdrie lenga

 

I am eating chicken right now.
And what a smile btw.

 

I hope that chicken was killed brutally, it doesn't taste right otherwise.

 

Yea u are totally right Darkone.
A brutal kill would be with that smile of hers i am sure of that.

 

Does she have no teeth or did someone just knock them out because of her retardism?

 

maybe she knocked em out herself? After all, incisors and bicuspids are designed for eating meat, which she is probably against.

 

I wonder if the stupidity came with the name.

 

Oh man, she's gotta be getting some serious sh*t from people for her name... awesome.

 

This is so stupid...im gna lol at her. lol

 

OHAI! I changed my name, gais... from now on, call me 4. 4 chan.com. I'm protesting those against anon and rick-rolling.

 

LOL!

But seriously, a chicken wing's hardly anything special. I've dissected a brain and a heart... And a prawn, mussel and squid. The brain was so easy and boring because it's just a plastic clump of meat, and the heart was a bit more complicated and worse than the brain, but nothing near unbearable. I mean, if I can handle it, anyone can. Then again, some people were wearing two gloves on each hand when dissecting the heart... Seriously, you only need one, tops.

I've heard an eye or a kidney's the worst. An eye because it looks like it's looking at you, and it's also basically pressurised, and a kidney because of the mixed smell of blood and urine.

But yeah, a chicken wing? C'mon.

 

A chicken wing... I've dissected a whole frog before! And trust me, when there are eggs and fat bodies in there, it can get messy. Why is she only against dissecting? She might as well be protesting against the consumption of meat because it's almost the same thing, except... we eat it. But why change the name to a website?!? If anything, change it to "Dissection is for losers only, are you a loser?"

 

Chances are she is a vego, after all she's a member of PETA, but the reason she's not campaigning against eating meat is probably because it serves a use. Also, she also seems to be campaigning for things like for people to be given an alternate option to dissections.

Also... If you were just to go to the site, she says:

Seems like a legitimate reason to me. They provide enough dissections for at least groups of four, which is about eight per class, which is about forty per year, and it happens every year, and in every school. And think about it, how many of them would need to know how to perform a dissection? Not many, so that's a huge waste.