try not to think about the naked elderly when eating your turkey. it has nothing to do with it, but i just wanted to ruin it for you. anyways, what are you thankful for this thanksgiving?
Oh man, you basterd. xD I am thankfull for Blizzard not consuming my free time with Starcraft 2. Wait, that wasn't right...
Chop off their heads with a meat cleaver then remove all of their organs before shoving-bread-based food stuffs up their rectal cavities to the point of bursting. Or worse, shove a duck up the turkey's bumhole, the duck itself having the same done with a chicken. Seriously, who the hell thought up that kind of preparation?