Hardcore

Whittemore is the reel sh*t.

Seriously, even Chuck Norris ain't this hardcore:

http://www.oneangryman.com/ken/2009/05/11/samuel-whittemore-official-state-hero-of-massachusetts/

It's a short article about a man named Samuel Whittemore (Official State Hero of Massachusetts), then EIGHTY (!!!) years old, killed three British soldiers, April 19, 1775. He was shot IN HIS FACE, bayoneted THIRTEEN times, beaten and left for dead, but recovered and lived to be 98 years of age.




F*** me.

I mean.. not only does this old guy kill soldiers with his dueling pistols, musket and sword, but he also refuses to die! And then, just because he can, decides to live on another two decades!

Does anybody know another hardcore person?

 

**** Chuck Norris.

Lets talk about how bad ass Whittemore is.

 

I mean, seriously!

Count to 13, I dare you! Imagine what it must feel like to have a sharp object penetrating your body each time. And not only that, but as a small bonus, you receive a freaking blow to your face. And at the age of 80 manage to survive that s***. f*** that s***, that s*** is bulls***!! And to stick around around 20 years just to show them bastards?!

 

Tough some*****.

Norris would cry like a baby if you threatened to shoot him once. -hates Norris so much-

His family found him attempting to reload his weapon to fight some more, what a stubborn old man.

 

damn, usualy people dont survive being shot in the face, but also bayonetted 13 times and then beaten even more? Well that's another guy to add to the list of BAdasses.

 

Is it me, or is every god damn site you post have to say VIRUS DETECTED OMFG DISCONECT VIRUS DETECTED. It just seems this sight seems to put alot of links to sites that do that to me... Or am I paranoid?

 

Erm, tell me an occation where I posted something outside Youtube then. (except this link, obviously).

Damn posthunter <.<

If you're so paranoid, just search for him on wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Whittemore

 

You're kidding right?
Simo Häyhä. Most badass badass who ever lived.

He was a farmer. He had a bolt action iron sight rifle. He currently holds the record for most kills by a sniper. Ever.

Chillin in snowy trees, temps somewhere between -20 and -40 Celsius (assnumbingly cold). He officially sniped five hundred and five soldiers. He also gunned down around two hundred of them with a submachine gun. The Soviets tried a few different ways to kill him. First, they tried snipers. They all got shot. I like to think through their own scope. They then tried to blow him to bits with artillery strikes. Yes, that's right. They carpet bombed the forest with howitzers because this guy killed anything living thrown at him.

Eventually, some Soviet soldier got lucky, and shot poor Simo in the face on March 6th, 1940. With an exploding bullet. The soldiers who found him said he had half his head missing. The shot killed him.

For about a week. Simo regained conciousness March 13, 1940. The bullet crushed his jaw and blew off his left cheek. All in all, a papercut. He recovered and became a successful moose hunter and dog breeder after the war.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_Häyhä

 

Yeah, but in an open war like that with millions of people, ther ought to be some kind of lucker that just snipes the living **** out of everything.

I admit it's kind of cool, but the thing is that he wasn't stabbed 13 times, at the age of 80. People that age barely survive if they fall, because their bones break. Not to mention most don't live to be 90. It doesn't matter how many you kill I think.

The fact is that an 80 year old man with dualing pistols and a musket goes rampage, then is so critically hurt, manages to survive and live on. Not for a month, but for another 18 years. And when they found him he was willing to continue fighting.

 

I'm with Fenix on this one. Whoever refuses to die after having half of their face explode is not simply a badass, they are the badass.

 

What's wrong with them both being badasses?...

 

Yeah, well I guess he's more badass.
But they both are..

 

You must construct additional pylons

 

I hate aldaris.

 

you require more minerals

 

You require more Kerrigans blades in your hide *****.

 

Go, go, go!

 

Oh mah god, he's wacked!

 

I vote we frag this commander

 

well, seeing as you or john is most likely as commander, so i agree with your idea of fragging