Hitler was a woman!!

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Hitler was a woman!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Fenix, Sep 28, 2009.

  1. Fenix

    Fenix Moderator

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    No, not really :D


    But the skull commonly accepted as his is now being thought to have come from a woman, a much younger one at that. Some researchers noticed that the skull was too thin (men's skulls are commonly thicker - Just don't tell that to your girlfriend). They tested the DNA, and, lo and behold, it wasn't his.

    This is throwing up some serious concerns about Hitler's death. Who knows?

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  2. Gforce

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    Damn it, this is why you make sure that have the right corpse and if not keep making them. Geez, we really need to bring back the inquisistion this wouldn't have happened under their watch.
     
  3. Higgs Boson

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    Are you telling me it laid there for over 60 years and nobody bothered to check its authenticity? For crying out loud people!
     
  4. Aurora

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    ^ win
     
  5. Fenix

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    Nobody thought to. I mean, if someone hands you a skull, and says it's 'such and such's' skull, why would you question them? Also, I'm sure it's been in some museum, on display or something.
     
  6. Higgs Boson

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    I guess this is one of the reasons why I call myself skeptic.
     
  7. Gasmaskguy

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    Dude, it's Hitler.

    (And after your next post, I just repeat "Dude, it's Hitler," :p)

    This feels like something they should have noticed years ago.
     
  8. Fenix

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    It's not Hitler
    :D
     
  9. Imagine.

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    Well you have to remember that the Russians were there first. They didn't exactly share the evidence and the bodies that were recovered with the rest of the Allied forces.
     
  10. Renatus

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    Hes still alive guys.
     
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    Just imagine the evil you can cook up with 120 years of experience.
     
  12. Gforce

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    You could make one hell of a evil stew thats for sure; however, if the bastard is still alive, where is/has he hiding and will he try to finish what he started. Doubtful on the latter, but i wonder where he could hide with out a good plastic surgeon.
     
  13. Fenix

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    [youtube]fe9R7jcMPp4[/youtube]
     
  14. Imagine.

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    LMAO Fenix... Where do you manage to find these awesome in a can videos.

    Hitler if still alive would look like so:
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  15. Fenix

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    That looks less like the Nazi salute and more like a bro going "Word."
     
  16. darkone

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    Or just Jon saying it. He does all the time.
     
  17. Fenix

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    Jon's a bro dark.

    Sorry.
     
  18. EonMaster

    EonMaster Eeveelution Master

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    Best cartoon of 1943 right here:

    [youtube]PPhBwsWB2qk[/youtube]
     
  19. darkone

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    Wow what propoganda.
     
  20. Space Pirate Rojo

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    I SUED THE 'STACHE OFF OF HITLER.

    HE DIED WITH A CLEAN SHAVEN FACE.

    [​IMG]