How to write a children's cartoon

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How to write a children's cartoon

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Dec 29, 2011.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Step 1: Take a succesful franchise
    Step 2: Hire a writer of the chtulhu mythos
    Step 3: Base the concept of your world on Dante's inferno
    Step 4: Murder. The series needs more murder.
    Step 5: The villain should be powered solely by emotionally torturing little children and murder. Preferably, this includes the viewers at home.
    Step 6: ???
    Step 7: Profit.

    I love digimon tamers.
     
    ijffdrie, Dec 29, 2011
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Though its a shame they took the prostitution out.
     
    ijffdrie, Dec 29, 2011
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    Digimon, digital monsters digimon are the champions!
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    On a related note:


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    What the flying **** is that supposed to be? Hell, even the name translates to what the flying **** - mon.
     
    ijffdrie, Dec 31, 2011
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    It looks like the roided-up son of pacman and a cross-dressing pedophile.
     
    EatMeReturns, Dec 31, 2011
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    Happy New Year!!!!!
     
    Whiffunny, Jan 1, 2012
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    Its simple; be as childlike as you can be while inserting adult innuendos, jokes and themes that most kids wont even get.... like rocko talking to mrs bighead like a sex line operator

    on a side note: i just f*cking lost my mothership, didnt i?
     
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    Ursawarrior, Jan 2, 2012
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Yes. Yes you did. Called down the thunder on it.
     
    ijffdrie, Jan 2, 2012
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    Get reaped, whirlwind!!!
     
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    EonMaster Eeveelution Master

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    Hire Lauren Faust and limit executive meddling as much as possible.

    Done.
     
    EonMaster, Jan 9, 2012
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