I am an idiot! ha haha ha hahaha!

EonMaster · Oct 23, 2009

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AcE_01 · Oct 23, 2009

what....the...heck

Aurora · Oct 23, 2009

EonMaster said: ↑

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QFT! Eon posted!

Gforce · Oct 23, 2009

what the ****.

cautionmike_190 · Oct 23, 2009

damn..

EonMaster · Oct 23, 2009

for those who dont know, the original version of this song (part that plays during last 5 seconds), was from a website that when went to would play the song while simultaneously downloading a powerful virus onto your computer. Think of it as a site you would like someone you hated. I think the site no longer exists though, and I'm not going to go looking for it.

Anyway, I took some notes about my idiocy:

uncyclopedia said:

How to Cope with Being an Idiot

Coming to Terms

Well, for starters you need to really come to term with the fact that you are an idiot. This may be a painful process, but it is vital if you intend to ever be able to live with yourself as a mentally deficient entity. First, say to yourself three times - "I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot." (NOTICE: Clicking your heels together may help, though it might not.) Once you have driven this fact into your terminally thick skull, you'll have to prepare yourself for the agonizing pain that will follow moments after you fully come to terms with - whoops, too late.

Once you've picked yourself up from the floor and turned the computer back on (next time, keep your limbs from flailing at the power button), you'll need to take some deep breaths. Asphyxiation may seem like a good idea at this point but then, so did that, and look where that got your parents! It may help if you count your breathes, like this - "One... (breathe in) Two... (breath out) Five... (breathe in) Umm... Mom? What comes after five?" and so forth. This will help you in recuperation of your body, as well as teach you about the number six. After this, your first priority is

Warning People of Your Idiocy

This is where it gets a bit tricky. First, locate a flat wooden or cardboard square. Stiff paper will do if you can't get wood or all your wood has inexplicably become round and covered with this weird green growth... Anyways, once you have your flat wooden or cardboard square (stiff paper will do if you can't - sorry, moving on now), you'll want to locate some form of marker or paint or indeed usefully colored poop. Red will work best. Now apply this coloring to the board - no, wait, take the cap off first and hold it with the open side pointing towards it, there, that's good - and mark in big, red letters - I AM AN IDIOT. You don't need to know how to spell it, just draw the markings you see on this page. I'll show you again: I AM GEORGE B - no, wait, hang on, I AM AN IDIOT. There, just like that. You don't need the little . at the end, but it makes it look professional. Professional, I said. No, pro... fess... ion... al. Yes, like that. Good job. Now tie a long piece of string in a loop off of the board - no, this end goes under that end, like that, yes it is fun, isn't it - and hang it around your neck without choking. It doesn't matter if you can't read what is says, others can. Wait, hang on, if you can't read how are you reading this article?
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