I caught my dad with my GF

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://tinyurl.com/ll2uyf

 

.....

i almost believed you,
untill the picture

 

O.O.....

get a new...better...more awesome and wonderful GF.

 

FENIX


YOu rock. End of statement.

 

O_O you had a girlfriend and didnt told me!!!!, T_T WHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! none of zee girls look at me T_T

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hmm maybe its zee fact zat im an emotionless person, or it could be zee fact zat i have no interesting zings im my life.

 

Not a girlfriend, a GF, you know, a George Foreman...

 

I like how LL only read like the first paragraph

 

This is so win! XD

 

Best. Joke. Ever.

 

Lasse Lindh read what was in this thread?!?

hmm i want to be Sweetish too!

 

Damn, I didn't realise it this time. Though I was sure it's not your story (now I'm not)

 

WTF?! Your taking your time to post this to us?! DUDE!!!!!!! KICK HIS ASS! He was putting his meat in your GF! He didn't even ask! That GF deserves to be on the streets after betraying you. How dare she simultaneously cook his meat while draining all the fat into your GS's fat compartment~

 

...ha, that made me laugh.. pretty unusual for me :\

 

so you would swing a bat at your dad for using his meat on a george foreman? SHAME ON YOU! People really need to share GFs!!! Artanis186, i would love it if you sent all of your minerals to me.. you know.. as a token of anoynimity.

 

At first i was like BS HE CANT HAVE A GF =P

 

Lol

 

Fenix.


I love you.

 

It's all coming back to me now...

Ah...

The coffee machine thread...

 

Oh I thought you were being serious.

I didn't get the joke until I saw the picture a second time.

Funny though.

Umm where is the GF now?

 

So we've got a new Choose Your Own Adventure?