My job is so freakin unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big damn dog to work. Every freaking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day. Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.
Man, so primitive. I remember going to a Burger King once, though all I really remember was that it had a second storey. Good times.
Forgot to mention that you wear some gay scarf thingy around your neck.. Anyone see the harvey birdman where they get put on trial, epic..
Where'd you think the buh-zzing came from?! And you probably couldn't have made it any more obvious without explicitly stating it. I mean, I only ever saw that CGI movie version with Rowan Atkinson and even I figured it out. And no, you're not the macho guy. You're probably one of the hideous abominations that's causing all the trouble.
Woah, that's weird. And he woulda known what you actually do, too. Well, I guess I first got suspicious when you started complaining about a hot chick with no brains, which, if I remember correctly, was the start.
yes, we were trying to remain vague for newcomers and how come everytime i post a chick in lingerie i get banned, but Kaaraa gets left up?
'Cause you've had about fifty more chances than everyone else? But in all seriousness, most likely because it was caught on the bottom of the first page. Remember, there is a Report Post button for if you find something inappropriate that any of the mods haven't already acted on.
Dammit, why is it that every time a topic has a title suggesting I might be interested in it, it's actually about something else?
thank god its monday ^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5C4_A_nrZw And if you read this in a month or so - it was monday today
