I know the release date!

So I saw this guy, ranting and raving on the street, giving out flyers that telling me about the big release.

I take a flyer, anxiously twisting and turning it around in all the excitement..

..only to find out that it is a ****ty anounsment to EA's newest crap.


...

...


They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point.

I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over.

The storm seemed to lose its frenzy. The ragged clouds gave way to the stars above.

A bit closer to heaven.



EDIT: Oh, and no, I don't know the release date. It was just an attention grabber.

 

i ought to power you down for this and then set you on fire. but i won't. because i'll let someone else do it and then laugh.

 

I'll go hide in my bunker.
See you in 2050!

 

Well he didn't say anything about it being SC2's release date... And it's in SJ.

 

...and a parody to 10-Neon's thread.



But I'm still going to hide in my bunker.

 

I lol'd at the last part.

Max Payne?

 

I powered him down. You got me all excited LobsterLegs. Not funny.

 

How do you get -1 rep?

 

someone(not pointing any fingers here, it could be anyone right?) lowered it when it was already at 0

 

*rofls*
just like i said i would.

 

0/10
Troll fail

 

This was a horrible attempt.

 

Hey wait a min..!
I have 0 in rep?

What happened to the -1?

"Dear Lobsterlegs,

You have received an infraction at StarCraft 2 forum.

Reason: Inappropriate Language
-------
you jerk...got me all excited "


@Fenix: Yes, It's Payne

 

Is it... Max Payne?

 

Sorry about the infraction LobsterLegs

I meant to just power you down

 

lol, wrong button

do i stil have pl -1?

 

I wants -666

 

The last one to aim for that got banned Vampire.

 

Aww darn it.