... that despite my demonic appearance, regular killing of angelic beings, supporting a shadow group within the US, Russian and Japanese governments, regular use of magic lightning that shreds souls, manipulation of human history to create armies to do my bidding and leading a group of elite assassins who frequently clash with the god who has defended freedom since before time and the messiah of the oldest faith in existance, I am not a villain. Now, anyone want to join a group of elite assassins? ~Lenga
In return for your services, I could teach you forbidden arcana, like necromancy or soulrending. I could even turn you into a li.... Could someone tell the editor that my leitmotif is NOT avé satani!
In my service, you will decide over the life and death of entire worlds. You will control more magics than anyone should ever have. You will spread death and misery and hopelessness amongst all who oppose us, and all who stand in m.... My leitmotif is not O fortuna either, you bloke!
You would have a power to rival gods! I should know, I maimed several of them. You will be as immortal as time and the universe. You will bring chaos to entire dimensions and you will have artifa... Editor. My leitmotif is not Dies irae either, you fool!
You really should work on your recruitment campaign, so far you've said maybe one thing I'd be remotely interested in. Also, Cantata Mortis maybe?
Also, in my realm, you will be safe from any law. Being allowed to do anything you want is one of the perks of the job. Be good enough at your job, and I might even help when asked. ... Editor. You are fired. Imperial March my graceful ***.
Well, you'd have to get past Fenix (Named after our beloved moderator Fenix) to do that. He's slightly older than reality. First being to exist with an actual body. A causal nexus of raw magical energy and the entirety of time to hone his combat skills. Holding the banhammer will probably just kill you though, as it is forged out of not one, not two, but three elemental gods (earth, light and darkness), kept in control by 6 compressed suns. Making another one is also impossible, as only two elemental gods (not counting the ones in the banhammer) are still alive. If I ever get it out of Fenix's hands, I'll gladly let you be the one to try it though.
