it would be double size of the old thor model look likea zealot without psi blades and fists would come out of evry free space he would also have 500000armor cause evryone is to scared to hit 1 of his fists and he would have a total of 999999999999999999999dmg and ultralisks runs away from him and he mind controls 50 broodlords when he feels like it and air units die as they come within his aura of norris witch does 9999999dmg evry 0.00000001 second
He'd be a reasonably-sized "light infantry" unit that doesn't carry a weapon. Naturally he'd have a cowboy hat. And a beard. He would have lots of hit points and armor, do insane amounts of damage, and have the zealot's charge ability (so he can do flying kicks). A lot of time and effort would be spent on animating his attacks. (In Warcraft III, hero units do different attacks, although they're cosmetic; they just look different so Grom Hellscream isn't always doing the exact same weapon swing.) Like the real Norris, the unit would be a sergeant at an airbase of some sort, and could catch you by surprise, especially in an installation mission. He'd have his theme song from Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
If Chuck Norris was a starcraft 2 unit, Zerg would be dead, Protoss would not have had a chance to exsist, and Terrans would be worse than apes. Anyways, your computer would explode if its graphics card should pre-render him. You do not want to know what happen to the Xel,naga
Finding mankrik's wife isn't that hard. Just go from crossroads to camp taurajo. At one point you'll cross a small bridge(what a waste of wood btw) and just after that you see a pair of huts, there she is. I just ruined the joke didn't i?
Finding mankrik's wife is easy. Finding waldo is hard. They should make an SC2 map where finding waldo and killing him wins. The first pleyer to find and kill waldo wins.
