if you were a god, how would you create your own existance

i read through the religion thread and thought this might be a nice one for a thread, so here it is

 

what? ha what the hell...

so... if i was god... but didnt exist yet... how would i make myself exist? well thats a headspin...

but to take a stab at it,... i would first have someone write a book, about the existance of myself, and hopefully through the spreading of my name i will exist, without existing.

that was a joke... no offence intended to anyone haha

 

If I was a god I would change my name to Jim Raynor and, since I was God, I would kick almost as much ass as He does.
Sorry for the joke I just can´t type anything more interesting right now.

 

I'd create the world and convince everyone that I dont exist.

 

i meant how would you create a existance, like our existance: the universe

 

A pinch of salt, some ginger, olives, add some garlic, and mint leaves are nice. And.... Voila! A universe!

 

you forgot a ton of inhabitants

 

He doesn't wany any.

 

i'd create a bunch of mobile phones, that were actually alive, and talked to eachother, and sang to eachother, and txtd eachother, and played starcraft on themselves all networked up.

They'd wake up in the mornin, jump outa bed (phone soft case), they'd throw some clothes on (phone cover), drink some juice (plug into the power), then they'd open their lazy eye (video cam), and have a look around, see what they feel like doing that day.

would be a crazy crazy world.

 

I won't want humanity coz I know they will only create chaos on my perfect world. LOL. ;D

 

i'd just create one hell of a big planet about as big as our universe, and ad some magic and than id live amongst my people, and everybody who dies will go to a heavenlike place

law#1: everything contains iron
law#2: there are no speed limits
law#3: dieing feels good

 

LOL. This thread is turning into a space junk material.

 

If you want a big world you can create a dyson sphere those things are BIIIGGG.

 

read the size of the universe part

 

BIG Dyson sphere?

 

I would make SURE there's magic and dragons in it. Not sure about humans though, might keep them for a while for entertainment, but dunno. Of course there must be evil there. It's not that good can't exist without evil to contradict it, but as a god watching over a world of goodness and peace would be hella boring.

 

i would take every mithical creature earth coulld think off, and than every mithical creatures the mithical creatures in my world and etc, and of coursee one singel world encompasing the entire universe so really cool stuff happens

 

people would commit suicide all the time...

 

law#4 living feels even better

 

law#5 Cats are your masters and they are better then you in every way