Im Gonna Do It

IM GOING TO fry these heinz beans in a FRYING PAN.

AND DONT, YOU TRY AND STOP ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAArghhhhh!

 

Don't you cook the beanses! You're ruining them! We likes them raw, yes we do... Tricksy, false Hobbitses. Smeagol helps them out, and all they do is complain, yes my precious. They just cook the good beans, we likes them raw and juicy. Yes we do, do we not, my love? Yes precious. We must kill it! Who? The fat hobbit! Renatus? Who is Renatus.. where are we? Dunno, these tricksy affiliates must have lead us to the wrong site. We must kill them! But how? We could let HER do it. Kurai? Where am I? Would you like some milk and peanut butter cookies with that? Peanut butter? They have betrayed us! We are allergic to peanuts, precious... --nocks himself out--

 

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I love you Aurora.

 

LMAO!!

I got thanked for that.

Thank you lance.

 

this only reminds me that we are all insane in our own little way, some more then others though.

 

Beans beans the magical fruit.

The more you eat the more you toot

 

*farts

 

Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow

 

That reminds me of the yellow snowballs you had to throw at mutated birds in the old south park game. You know, on the good old N64. That weapon that made people dance was hilarious.

 

I liked the fart dolls. And I think there was a plunger crossbow?

 

Don't you sit down on that seat, the college pox can jump six feet - a reference to public toilets.