LOL@Urban Dictionary

So, I was looking up random stuff on Urban Dictionary cause it's fun, and i came across this entry under "Protoss" that I found quite amusing.


The StarCraft race used by pussies who can't win with Terrans.

SHIELDS ARE FOR WIMPS!

"Whimper! Nasty Terrans! Quickly, my brethern! Cower behind our shields!"

 

Hahahaha, omg, thats hilarious.

Give me the link ;D

 

that is so biased. or a definition for terrans would be: people who can't win in combat so they hide behind the siege tanks.

 

Then look at this:

the seemingly powerful race in starcraft that dies to the weak looking zerg race in lost temple almost every single time.

my protoss cannons wont attack the lurkers uphill!

 

hmm you think urban dictionnary is funny?

take a look at Encyclopedia Dramatica..

I wonder why I didn't post this before..

here are so starcraft related pages:

- http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Starcraft
- http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Zerg_Rush
- Azns: Link removed due to inappropriate content.

LOL:



and a Lulzy image from ED



Edit: personally, I would Power level UP the person who showed me encyclopedia dramatica for the first time

it's the LULZIEST website on teh internet

 

That picture up there where the 3 races battle it out is very cool.
Is that a fan art someone created? Or is it actually in-game?

 

Look to the right and see those scv's surrounded by infested terrans ;D

 

imo it's in game.. but it's an ums.. I use to make chaos maps like these when I was starting map making (read: noob) so they just randomly spammed units with some AI and many computer players, they loaded the map and took the screenshot... I'm almost sure that's what happened

Since it's big.. it might be a collage for many screenshots.. yeah it's probably a collage.. I could even do this kind of collage with Paint!

if you want I could do a very crazy one.. I'll try something out If i have some time

hey what happenned with coalescence's power level??

 

No man, just map editor and start ;D

 

Watch out posting links to Encyclopedia Dramatica, as you might have noticed, they have quite a lot of inappropriate and pornographic content.

...and the Uncyclopedia entry on StarCraft is much less retarded, while at the same time, funnier. I am a bit biased though, because I did contribute to it.

 

I ran across Uncyclopedia some time ago. 'Tis quite amusing.

 

yeah uncyclopedia is much less offensive..

but it's sooo much less funny.. cmon.. look at this part.. it fails sooo much:

"The game is based on a non-standard deck of cards, with three Races: the Zerg (monkey-eating dinosaur-lizards), the Terran(named after Koreans named Andrew), and the Protoss (who start off with three aces due to the Zealot speed upgrade)"

saying a zerg is a monkey eating dinosaur lizards doesnt make me laugh.. i'm not a screaming 8 years old retard anymore..

thats my opinion.. ED might be offensive to some people but at least it's fun.

 

I just love how they're both blatant parodies of wikipedia. But yeah, ED is way funnier. The way they describe the screenshot up there as a typical online game...and that there are currently 56 addicted americans, with the number slowly rising. And starcraft causes an increased chance of catching "teh gay". My family thought I was having some kind of respiratory attack, I couldn't stop laughing. "This article is crap. You can help by completely re-writing it." Awesome

P.S. http://pylon.ytmnd.com/

 

haha yeah.. it's even funnier if you look at a page that concern you... (i mean.. if you are black, white, azn, ginger, or w/e..) I really lol'd at the ginger page

 

ED is a lot more immature, overall. I mean, most of the stuff on both sites is crap, but at least the crap on Unyclopedia isn't all spam.

(The card game description of the races is pretty lame though, my contributions were the 'Noobs' section, 'Probes', and 'Dark Archons', although later edits have taken away from the quality.)

 

Shut-the-f**k-up-just-because-I'm-in-this-f**king-suit-doesn't-f**king-mean-I-Can't-f**king-own-you-bitch-I-got-more-HP-than-a-f**king-marine-so-up-yours-bitch Vehicle

;D

 

ROFLMFAO

 

LMAO!!

Warcraft (aka, the game with the funny animals)

 

Being mysanthrope is nothing immature.. it's just different..

ED was made "for the lulz" and "for the drama"

that's all.

 

hey i have a definition up that actually makes sense...it's for "AIM slut" though, not anything starcraft related...check it out, i can't link it now cuz i am at work