Meatbags.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Fenix, Aug 25, 2009.

Meatbags.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Fenix, Aug 25, 2009.

  1. Fenix

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    :yes:
     
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    "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? While it is true you are a meatbag, I should refrain from addressing you as such."
     
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    Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
     
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    "As you say Master. Would you prefer me to call you something else? Perhaps liquidous fleshbag?"
     
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    I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time. If you will excuse me, I will meditate on the face of my old master as he was being electrocuted. I find it most soothing.
     
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    "Statement: Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples. [impersonates Carth Onasi] Mockery: "Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!" [impersonates Bastila Shan] Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate everything you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!" Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven Human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with your current entourage."
     
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    It's kinda sad really.

    Loved him in the first, but never really used him in the second.
     
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    You're missing a lot. I actually didn't use him in the first and did in the second (by using I mean going dark side and raising his dark side points, because obviously that's the best you can do with him)

    Oh and.. you stopped quoting. So I declare myself the winner of this quotefest.

    Gimme 100 minerals :D
     
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    I coulda kept going, just didn't feel like it.

    He was ridiculously awesome in the first one, but in the second, the ability to make Jedi out of all but like...3 teammates kinda trumped him.

    Now, if I could give HK-47 a lightsaber....Yesssss
     
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    There are some pretty awesome blasters for HK... the one I had particularly kicked ass. I can't recall its name tho :(

    Then again, nothing beats a team of 3 dark jedis using force lightning. Hell.. most of the times only my main character used it and I wiped out the entire screen with 3 casts.
     
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    I actually usually rock Light Side (weird, inorite?) because the darkside version of most people creeps me out. The only ones who are schweet dark side are Bao-Dur (I can't seem to help giving him Dark Jedi Robes and a dual-bladed red lightsaber) and the Handmaiden. Atton, the Disciple, the Exile, they all just look....wrong.
     
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