Negative Posotive, Fun Game!

Basically this is a simple fun game that we can all post on. First off the point of the game is to say something posotive then negative, posotive, negative. etc, get it? Here goes.
Henry was walking in the park feeding the ducks, he just got a new girlfriend named rosey odonell

 

Soon, the ducks mistook Rosey for bread and ripped her apart with their gaping maws.

 

Luckily when rosey died, HENRY BECAME SINGLE!

 

But was soon to find Rosey was the only girl for 1000 kilometers. So his new found bachelorism has gone to waste.

 

While he was thinking that he never was in a relationship with rosey, he saw this hot blonde running around the park, and suddendly, the blonde winked and approached him.

 

apparently drag queens are becoming more convincing these days

 

ijff, I dont mean to be stupid, but what does that mean D: I am 12, does not yellat me.

 

a drag queen is a man who dresses and acts like a woman,

 

Lol thanks, although I shouldnt of asked.
Luckily Henry was bisexual.

 

But sadly this drag queen was extremely ugly.

 

But henry was desperate.

 

luckily Henry had his beer goggles on

 

Drie, yours is a negative.

 

woops, sorry, didnt see your post