No mroe ijfrefre

Im gonna send a hot girl from my college to Ijffre's to stop him from his continued postings here, this has seriously gone too far.

 

He has a girlfriend, and she pays me to intercept all the other women he may be interested in all the time. This falls in that category.

 

How on earth does he have time for that and this place too?

Gawd, its worse than i feared.

 

No idea.

 

Never insult Dutch people!

*takes out dual chainsaws*
*realizes they're bags of pod*

Oh well. Maybe I should stop checking forums everytime I wake up. It's starting to get scary.

 

Lol, Hey Aurora, got any Heiniken? My favourite.

 

Nope.

By the way, tourism Holland is going down. Fast.

- Red light district in Amsterdam is vanishing
- Mushrooms banned because some fool jumped of a bridge while using them
- Coffeeshops are being forced to only allow Dutch people entry

We might as well start closing giftshops and museums now. Those only attracted high tourists anyway.

 

thats racist!

 

actually our two biggest museums are closed

 

Thought that was just for renovation purposes?

 

yeah

for the last 2 years, and a coupla years to come.

But seriously, you do not close red light district, close half the coffeeships, close the museums and make mushrooms illegal, DURING A FREAKING ECONOMIC CRISIS

god, i wish we actually voted for majors, since he is the guy who thought of the first three

 

WHAT THE ****!?!

Red light district is going bye bye? What the hell? There goes my reason for going to Amsterdam.

Mushrooms banned cause of that? What's next, ban the internet because there is porn on it?

Um, do we have a different definition of coffeeshops? Also, that is racist.

 

well, seeing as dutch people are racially diverse, its not really racist


and a lot of the most famous red light district "suppliers" are closing down

The mayor actually thinks tourism would be better served if we replaced it with a big fashion centre

 

Define supplier.

 

ur racist

 

No u!

 

Tha Pimps.

And it seems that our whole country is thinking that mayor went nuts because he did this, like ijffdrie said, during a crisis. We have an excellent nation wide poll system. It roughly translates in "Maurice the Dog". Lol, FYI, that's an actual name. But it's the biggest and best, often hired by the government. What you're gonna do about it?

As for mushrooms, that French chick went against every warning the shops gave. They MUST, by law, tell you that mushrooms should never be used in combination with alcohol. She still did it, went nuts, jumped of a bridge. Not the first time that happened, right? Well, this time Sarkozy (whatev, president of France) decided to be a ***** and complain about what happened. With him being the head of the European Union at that particular moment, The Netherlands didn't stand a chance. Bye bye mushrooms.

The result? Illigal mushrooms of inferior quality everywhere. Also, legal soft drugs kept people from trying hard drugs. Now we're having an increased amount of junkies. Stupid mayor.

 

Oh well, it could have been worse. At least he balances things out a bit. I'm not a racist, but at least there's a radical guy out there who keeps our country from going soft. That's all.

Edit: yes, it says bad stuff about muslims. No, that's not all he talks about. Pretty rare, actually. This is just the only thing foreighn countries are interested in, and he can always use more money.

 

Was hoping you would say pimp. Ahahaha What I was aiming for.

How long ago did this happen? Just say you have increased the penelty for not telling people about it, and bring it back.

What's with the racist bit?

 

Solution pertaining to thread title.