official classifications for humans

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, May 18, 2008.

official classifications for humans

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, May 18, 2008.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    this gonna be the official classification for intelligent beings during space junk funded, led and/or organized missions, post here for suggestions

    class I: normal citizien with no priority to kill or to protect, to be eliminated when it gives an advantage
    class II: allied citizien, forbidden to kill unless they use violence against our forcesk, in any other case where they work against our case, arrest or maim.
    class III: see class II, but than armed. Try to recruit in Army
    class IV: enemy citizien, for reactions, see the dictionary for pillage, molest and rape, but only when media is not watching, NAH, im just kidding, try to take out without the use of force and deliver to state security camps for non-authorized research and interrogation
    class V: armed enemy citizien, shoot the damn thing, but dont damage the armor, nor the weapons, we can use that stuff
    class VI: low class officer under enemy control, try to bribe into joining you
    class VII: enemy soldier, try to make him join our cause
    class VIII: nude female walking accross the street, get the damn cam, NOW
    class IX: spammer-hater, nail him to a cross and light on fire
    class X: evil dude, get me his telephone number and ill recruit him/her/hec
    class XI: haxxzors, luckily on our side
     
  2. TheWorker

    TheWorker Guest

    Perhaps you forgot that Space Junk is in the middle of a civil war, and you are in no proper position to give out orders.
     
  3. Itsmyship

    Itsmyship New Member

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    Excuse me TheWorker...there is nothing that is "Civil" in Space Junk. Lowly Barbarians the lot.
     
  4. TheWorker

    TheWorker Guest

    middle of barbarian war*
     
  5. Meee

    Meee New Member

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  6. TheWorker

    TheWorker Guest

    Its an international help combined with civil war. Kinda like a cold war, only messed up and seasoned using retarded chipmonkey.
     
  7. Meee

    Meee New Member

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    yeah, what the comic strip says
     
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    BirdofPrey New Member

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