Oh, Japan, you silly country.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Fenix, May 15, 2009.

Oh, Japan, you silly country.

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Fenix, May 15, 2009.

  1. Fenix

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    Oh, holy balls. Has Japan made a two story robot in the shape of a titanium baby? The best available evidence (this picture) says that yes they have.

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    The horrifying abomination runs on the power of childrens’ dolls. Is it too great a leap of the imagination to suggest it will soon run on babies? When consulted, my imagination stated flatly, “No.”






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    Holy ****.

    If you’re looking for a reasonable explanation, or at least solace, you won’t find it on the creator’s website, where it explains:

    This GIANT TORATAN doll is the ultimate child’s weapon, as it sings, dances, breathes fire, and follows only those orders given by children

    Because if there’s anything I can imagine that’s more murderous and hate-filled than robots, it’s children.
     
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    That reminds me of how the japanese also made a robot that acts like a 3 year old. I have no clue why but hey more power to them
     
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    I want one :)
     
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    Canada, eh?
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    There's only one way to comment on this using a single word.

    Japanese.