Look at what I did to my girlfriend a while ago: http://vgcache.com/images/1478 Haha, it is an epic battle scene of a local indigenous tribe attacking an ancient dragon.
9/10 viewers agree that the hardly clothed girlfriend is more intersting thaan the paintings. The tenth person thinks thats a terrible dragon.
The panties autowin. And I can't say you've made an effort with the paint, but anyone who holds that against you is a fool.