Carbon-dioxide converting human with oxygen-enriched bloodstream and interest in movement, communication and science. Seeking a healthy standard human for bi-pedal movement along/on/in INSERT ROMANTIC LOCATION HERE and distancing ourselves from observers. Must not be missed.
Both main groupings of external sexual organs are welcome. Longevity is included in the healthy standard human requirement.
Analysis complete if(subject.nation == USA || subject.nation == North Korea){ romanLocation = "Patriot Beach (" + subject.nation + ")" } else{ romanLocation = "French Beach" }