Personal Ad

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Feb 17, 2013.

Personal Ad

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Feb 17, 2013.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Carbon-dioxide converting human with oxygen-enriched bloodstream and interest in movement, communication and science. Seeking a healthy standard human for bi-pedal movement along/on/in INSERT ROMANTIC LOCATION HERE and distancing ourselves from observers. Must not be missed.
     
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    No gender or longevity requirements?
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Both main groupings of external sexual organs are welcome. Longevity is included in the healthy standard human requirement.
     
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    How's the pay?
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Optimized for target demographic.
     
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    What's the romantic location?
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Inserted here.
     
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    -_- Tell me!
     
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    Mother machine is still analyzing earth culture for the proper location.
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    Analysis complete

    if(subject.nation == USA || subject.nation == North Korea){
    romanLocation = "Patriot Beach (" + subject.nation + ")"
    }
    else{
    romanLocation = "French Beach"
    }
     
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    And what if we're not from the united states and north korea respectively?
     
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    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    you follow the else tag and go to a french beach
     
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    Yeah I may have been... disoriented when I asked that.