predicting thee future

you can get your future predicted here, it will probably be horrible so prepare for a psychological scream

 

I'll be predicting, I see that drie has already volunteered.

Ramses Ijffdrie, you will see your girl friend, die painfully right in front of you, but you will be powerless to help her, though she will think that you can help her, and her screams of pain and of her calling out to you for help will haunt you for the rest of your life.

 

okay, that is horrible
and my last name is ijff, not ijffdrie

 

Oh sorry.

The worst part is, you will live a long healthy life, so that her screams haunting you will be that much more potent, you will yearn for death, but be unable to do it yourself. All those who would ever do you harm will find out, and know that it is more unjust to you, to let you live then to kill you.

 

that is a lot of people

especially concidering i am concidering satan by a cult


and poor bella, she doesnt deserve to die

 

Yea I know.

 

ijffdrie will soon turn to ijyiffy

 

ROFLLMAOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

-caps

 

One day Ursa will get electrocuted while watching hentai

three days later his mother will find his corpse, with his pants down, the pictures still on screen, flies eating out his eyeballs, etc etc

 

Oh c'mon, you guys can do better then that, put some thought into it.

The eyeballs part though Ijff, gross.

 

yeah originnally my story was having them eat away his junk, and his mother hitting them in a reflex, slapping off what remained of it, but then i realized that might be too graphic, so i chose them eating out his eyeballs, though they probably already ate most of them in 3 days and are now working on the inside of his head or something

 

I see, well no ect ect.

Let me make it better, continuing from what you did.

Ursa, one day, you will decide to watch some hentai, this will be not much different then any other day regarding this, however, this day is special, cause there is a power lightning storm happening during it.

You will know that you shouldn't be doing it during a T-storm, but the urge is just so strong that you can't help it. Just when it gets to the good part, a bolt of lightning strikes your house, you are unfortunatly wearing headphones, so that no one in the house can hear what you're watching. The surge will kill you, but lucky for you, it will energize your brain, so that you can enjoy your last moment to its fullest.

Three days later, your mother, poor sweet innocent women. Will find your dead corpse, it will scar her, even more so cause she has witnessed what you were doing in your last moments, and because she can see the creatures feasting on your flesh.



I think I'm pretty good at this.

 

yeah, you are very good at this

 

Sarcasm?

 

no, i am honest,

 

Tusen takk.

 

compliments where they are due

 

Cool.

 

I'm going to hell !!!!!

 

yeah, because you get addicted to the taste of babyhearts, every night you sneak into the hospital, into the ward for just-born children and cut them open
one day they were out of kids, so you cut open a pregnant woman in the middle of the mall, ripped out the child, ate the heart. You were then shot by one of the shop owners there