schlock mercenary

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Jul 11, 2009.

schlock mercenary

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by ijffdrie, Jul 11, 2009.

  1. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    epic webcomic, but incredibly long (9 years of uninterrupted daily updates) http://www.schlockmercenary.com/index.html

    also best tipset ever:

    1. Pillage, then burn
    4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins
    6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
    8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
    9. Never turn your back on an enemy.
    10. Sometimes the only way out is through.
    11. Everything is air-droppable at least once.
    12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
    13. Do unto others.
    16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.
    21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
    27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
    29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
    30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
    31. Only cheaters prosper.
    34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
    35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
    36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
    37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.
     
  2. Kaaraa

    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    That tipset...brlliant.
     
  3. Lobsterlegs

    Lobsterlegs Guest

    Plain talking, plain talking
    Served us so well, served us so well
    Travelled through hell, travelled trough hell
    We know how it felt, we know how it felt