Hi, I'm Mark fwom O'Bwien. Think that chip's too small to wowwy about? A stwong jolt in the woad could turn it into a cwack. But if you call O'Bwien Wepair, we can fix it without weplacing the windscween. We inject our special wesin, and within minutes, the chip is gone, and the windscween stwong again. And if you have automotive glass insuwance, an O'Bwien wepair is usually fwee. O-O-O... O'Brien! PS. Yes, I know I left out the part about an O'Brien repair being the fraction of the cost of replacing the windscreen. It was all from memory, so you can go suck it!
Oh wow, look ovew thewe! It's a human in it's natuwal habitat! Let me just poke it a little with this stick... Ah, it's taking out a small cansistew, it must be some kind of natuwal defence! ... Eh? Peppew spway? AAAAAH! IT BUUUWNS IT BUUUWNS!!