so i pickpocketed Fenix the other day

his belongings:
A club
A subspace guitar
the reason why the cubs never win
an inflatable goat


What the hell Fenix, you are american, where is your gun?

 

You must've missed it, you didnt get his ban hammer either, unless his degenerated into the club from overuse

 

hmm, good point. guess i'll have to try again tomorrow.

 

Exactly, I'm American, not some limey pinhead from Yeropee. My gun's far too large to fit in my pocket.

 

You don't got pocket lazorz?

 

Doesn't fit too well.

 

hrrm, i tried to steal what was inside his violin case, hoping for a sniper gun.

what i got were pink trunks, a my little pony doll, 7 gi joes, a cobra commander mask, a spiky belt, the white house, and a couple of bags of cheese&onion chips.

 

Where's the weed, Fenix? We know you have some in there!

 

and don't tell us just us dutchies have weed! Our usage rate is lower then America, canada, england, France, Spain, Germany, Italy, Ireland, Belgium and several others

 

Japan? I mean, come on. How else are they coming up with all that crazy stuff.

 

dude, wheres the violin?

 

@Aurora - In mah belly.

Srsly, I make damn fine brownies.

@AcE - drie is so stereotypically high (He IS Dutch after all) that he didn't realize it was a saxophone case and I was, in fact, playing the sax at the time.

 

drugs arent legal for me for another 2 years -_-

just for clarity, the pink trunks was not underwear, but the one from dragonball z.

and in fenix left pocket i found a picture of bea arthur

 

Murder isn't legal ever.

Murders happen.

I've proven you're a junkie.

 

can't i just drink alcohol instead, just as bad, but legal.