so my cat made this universe thing

*ding ding*
weird-stuff-o-meter says: "I'm speechless."

www.lolcatbible.com

 

o really?

Can you elaborate?

 

Its da ceiling cat
it watches you, srsly

 

Umm, I don't have a ceiling.

 

I'm not christian, but this one really spoke to me... :laugh:

 

Oh gosh, well i think there is now a Bible translated in every thing possible.

 

How about 1337 speak?

 

Someone did make it but it was only online. The site doesn't exist anymore, but there are still sites that will translate it into 1337 5p34k or |33+ $|*3@|< if your hard core.

 

What's that last thing supposed to be?

 

both are leetspeak, the latter is just more hardcore

 

It wasn't hard to find, the URL is freakin http://1337bible.com/

 

I know that, this was the awnser I was looking for:

People who can properly use that mus indeed be hardcore. But why would you even want to use that?

I mean, the lolcat thing is just meant to be funny. 1337-speak is meant to shorten messages, as far as my understanding of it goes. The last form just makes it a lot harder to read.

 

It's 313373

In other words showing off how awesome you are to everyone that cares (yes, both of them)

 

Or as my 1337 cat would say:

1|= '/|_| (@|\| |23@[) +|-|1$ '/|_| |23@||'/ |\|33[) +0 63+ |@1[) ... seriously

 

Or as my cat would say:

Mowowow

 

Lol. Translator for 1337 speak:

http://home.no.net/hellshl/main/translate.html

But for the people who are still reading this thread, but not posting: is it wrong to do this? Are these people making fun of the Bible? I wanted to ask this right away, but making jokes first is kinda obligated.

 

That will prove useful.

 

Of course they are making fun of it, that's the point

Spoiler

An Ceiling Cat sed 2 noah, i iz gonna pwnz the whole urf cuz teh urf has mor evilz An vilents then WoW An grand theft auto. so im gonna pwnz tehm An teh whole urfs. all teh filez in ppls hedz iz all corruptd An dey keep emailin em 2 all ther frendz. i should haev kept it in Beta longr An inventd mcafee An nortonz An stuff to keep out trojan snake wormz An viruses An rootkitz An stuf liek that.

But I wouldn't say it's neccessarily wrong. For one, it proves that they actually read it and that counts for something.

 

Never really thought of it that way, but now it's used for entertainment. You can still learn stuff from it, but how can you take it seriously with all those jokes. Well, you could also say: how can you take the real bible seriously. But that would be saved for another discussion.

 

Well, so it's either not seriously, or (for many) not at all. Unfortunately this thing has far more chance at being read than the real Bible.