So this guy walks into a bar...

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So this guy walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Jshep89, Jun 10, 2009.

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    Jshep89 New Member

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    Okay so we've all heard one of these jokes before. Lets see if we can come up with one. I'll start with the typical line. Then you guys reply with the next thing to happen. Rules are very simple:

    You cannot destroy the bar.
    You cannot kill the bartender.
    Keep the blond jokes at a minimum.


    Okay so lets get this started.


    A guy walks into the bar and...
     
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    No holy bartenders? Come on.

    , he walks up to a girl and asks if he can buy her a drink.
     
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    She asks for the most expensive drink the bartender can make....
     
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    He says "How about the next most expensive?"....
     
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    and then he pulls out a AK-47 and mows the girl down with bullets....
     
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    ....

    How the hell did you get into hyperion with that sort of demeanor?
     
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    But all the bullets missed and shes alive and they move on taking the drink from the bartender and sitting at the bar...

    oh i was just feeling spiratic today :p
     
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    Doesn't sound like she lived to me.
     
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    hmm... well shes dead..

    a new girl walks into the bar and sits down ordering just a water.
     
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    See: Fenix
     
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    Whoa whoa whoa. It was Jon who nominated him into induction.
     
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    Lol.
     
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    Bartender pulls out a shotgun from behind the bar and blows the guy away.....

    A new guy walks into the bar.
    (thats why the bartender can't die.)
     
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    The new guy happens to be a police officer. He calls in SWAT backup, and arrests the bartender for murder. The bartender is sentenced to life, no parole.
     
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    Nice loophole there Jshep.
     
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    The bartender gets a retrial and is found innocent seeing as how it was self defense and he was protecting his property. The police officer was then fired and a law suit was carried out towards the state giving the bartender millions.

    The bartender walks back into the bar and continues serving drinks.

    Please be aware the bar now has a few new features.
    An indoor waterfall, a new ATM machine, a new VIP lounge, slot machines, and of course better drinks.

    The new guy walks back into the bar again...
     
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    He sits next to a girl in an empty seat and orders a ScrewDriver.
     
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    The bartender makes the drink and hands it to the customer.
     
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    He asks the girl if he can buy her a drink as well.
     
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    Unfortunately for him, the girl is a recovering alcoholic. By this seemingly innocuous act, he sends her spiraling back into living off alcohol, leading to her early death in the gutters of Harlem at age 25.
     
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