Starcraft 2 Race Advertisements

Here's a place to post your advertisements for units in Starcraft 2! Be creative .

I got the idea from Major Willy. So props to him .

Here's his original:

Here's mine:

 

Thanks for this Thread friend

 

Who wants a phase disrupter when... You could ride an Ultralisk!

 

The Protoss Navy..... accelerate your psi.

 

The Dark Templar..... Psi Shields, Warp Blades, and the Pursuit.

 

The Ghost Academy. You blow S%^T up!

 

The Few, The Powerful, The Zealots

 

Read this great new self-help book!!!!

My Neurotransmitter and Me by Gho s. Tee

 

Uncle Sam in Marine Combat Armor
(Would put a picture but I heard about bandwidth problems)

We want YOU!
To join the Terran Marine Core!
*Free DVD with information included.
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Those weight loss techniques not working?
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*2 Stim Packs included.

 

When was the last time you went for a relaxing vacation?

Sat in the shade and read a book? Enjoyed the sound of the waves lapping in the pool?

Well then COME ON DOWN TO THE SPAWNING POOL!!!!!!!!!!!

We've got everything you need. Saunas, mud baths, Zergling massages (armor provided)!!!!

Limited time offer, seats are VERY limited!

 

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You can run as fast as Road Runner or be as strong as Hercules!

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WARNING: Side effects may include insomnia, weight loss, mania/hypomania, seizures, paranoiac hallucinations, internal hemorrhaging, and cerebral deterioration.

 

Come down to the Hydralisk Den. Hosted by your favorite Gui Montag and the Firebats. Mmm mm Good.

 

Damnit Josh, I was gonna do a stim pack one!

 

Psi Storm. Just do it.

An Army of two. Become an Archon today.

This next one, I realize it's been done....But I had to do it....Yay. Indeed, I did make it (Just now)

 

LOL NICE owerup:

 

do you want your family to be this happy?
than adopt your own baby-hydralisk
he doesnt poop his pants, he doesnt vomit on your niecest dress and you dont have to worry much about him, because he has a 2 inch carapace

adopt yours today

 

"dead? no problem! apply today for dragoon service and serve Adun for millenia to come! and dont forget to ask about our special 'fenix' discount!"

 

haha, this was funny

 

Come to the Ulrtalisk Cavern

the only place to adopt a Ultralisk

Raise your very own destructive steed today

 

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