Step forward... Adventurers

Rules:
You can only carry 2 objects at any one time. You can only move objects to other rooms by carrying them. You cannot go back to previous rooms once leaving them.

You are standing in a small stone courtyard. The walls are high and smooth and you cannot tell the extent of the structure that surrounds you. The sun is shining down. In the centre of the courtyard is a water fountain. There are 3 gateways to the courtyard. Each gateway is blocked by a portcullis. On the floor in front of you, there is a BOX OF MATCHES.

 

light all the portcullises(what are those anyway) on fire then sit in the fountain untill everything has burned up

 

The portcullises are made of metal and will not set on fire despite your attempts. While sitting In the fountain you discover a submerged wooden chest.

 

eh, open chest.

 

Inside the chest you discover a small shovel and a whistle.

 

Errr.. take a dump in the chest!...

 

Your action has no effect.

 

LOL!!!!!~~!!!!@@#%l
Dig my way out, or blow the whistle for a doggy friend <3

 

blow the whistle

 

The whistle could be a dog whistle... So I BLEW IT FIRST DRIE

 

right, because we sure want to call the attention of the big angry gaurddog

 

You blow the whistle and you hear a dog bark in the distance. Shortly after you see the dog pacing and jumping behind the portcullis on the left hand side of the courtyard, before squeezing through a small gap and running around the fountain excitedly. Soon after the dog begins sniffing around a patch of ground a few metres from one of the walls.

 

Sad face, its a nice puppy <3 I told you drie
*Use shovel too dig up what might be under there*

 

Before you can start to dig, a hand claws itself out through the ground. A skeleton digs itself out, then continues to strangle you

RIP Sniper

 

You dig into the ground where the dog was sniffing and discover some layers of cloth that appear to be wrapping something substantial. There is a strong offensive smell coming from the ground as you dig. The dog is getting excited and is eager to help uncover the find with his paws.

 

as you unwrap the layers of cloth you start to wonder why someone would wrap cow dung in clothing, then bury it

 

When the zombie *tried* to get me.Luckily with my leet skillz I own the zombie with my awesomness of my shovel and hit the zombie. Later cooking him for breakfast.
The dung is actually chocolate.

 

wait
wait
wait

why would you eat zombie meat


anyways, in all seriousness

*you unwrap the smelly thingie*

 

Breaking open the cloth you find decomposing human remains. The dog runs off back from where he came, leaving you alone with the exhumed body. Buried with the body is a gold coin and a stick of dynamite.


note: only the things written in yellow are collectable.

 

pick up stick of dynamite

go to one of the gates(lets say the one the dog came from), light it with a match, run like hell