Struggle Delivery Service

Allow me to present:

Struggle Delivery Service!

Need a package delivered? You need it fast? Short on money?You've come to the right place! SDS delivers everything everywhere! Mordor Excluded SDS delivery means fast certain and cheap! It actually doesn't cost you anything! SDS also offers special (and also very low) insurance fees and appreciates tips, but all in all it's all work for Your benefit, not the compay's. SDS - by delivery we serve!
Note: SDS DOES deliver fast. The package is not being sent the moment you request it though, but the moment request is taken.

Check out those recommendations:
"I forgot to buy my wife an annual present and needed something >right now< Thanks to SDS I got just that!" Bob, 25

"We run out of beer during the party, you know how bad can that be. Before anything went wrong the beer was here!" Mike, 21 Laird's note: Don't drink beer guys, it's bad for you

"I ordered new game and went to take a leak, by the time I was done it came to my house!" Jhonny, 15

Hear the word from our sponsors!
Fighter says: "I like SDS!"
Black Mage says: "SDS is almost as evil as me. Almost."
Thief(Ninja) says: "I own SDS. Literally."
Red Mage says: "SDS is 100% certain to provide the best service with the least effort. Perfectly minmaxed. Tested by your fractactical genius Red Mage, the last of the Order of" *STAB*
Why, thank you BM.


FAQ:
Q: Is it true that the tips are being used to support your rising Protoss army?
A: Yes, all the money we recive does support our Protoss army, but the better the army, the safer your delivery is! In the end it's all for you!


Laird's note: For those of you who may be curious, the name is reference to FF7:AC

 

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Is Minus Morgul in Mordor? I think a few packages are marked for delivery there

 

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no it isn't it is right on the border so we deliver there

 

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really?

 

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minus morgul is on the border or it used to be any way it is the twin city to the capital city of gondor which i don't remember at present

 

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We do deliver to Isengard. Just have Saruman sign for the package and use orc shipping

 

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there you go

 

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I deliver to all the way to Barud-dur. The rates are a bit steep, due to possibility of lost limbs, but I'm not concerned, and neither should you.

 

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Good news we are hiring.

The reason We don't deliver to Mordor is the people who do the deliveries refuse to go that far

 

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i would do it if i delivered but i personaly don't deliver

 

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Be carfeul.

Driver 456 is a dangerous one

 

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and thats why i don't deliver

i hoped you guys wouldn't find this picture lol

 

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Eärendil's Delivery Co.
Business Hours: Eternity
Travel Hours: Day and Night
Delivery Method: Vingilot, Mystical Ship of Eärendil.
Delivering Across Arda since 1st age Year 575.
Address: Door of Night.
Phone Number: 575-101-1337
Cell: 575-101-1337
If you have read some of Tolkien's background work for LOTR you will know. Otherwise. http://www.glyphweb.com/ARDA/ :afro:

*Note all Numbers are fake, please do not call expecting someone named Eärendil.

 

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Do you deliver to the undying lands? I need to get a package to Frodo Baggins

 

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plz deliver a mark X naquadah enhanced naqaudria cored nuked

 

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like...where?

 

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bieschboschstraat 69 III
1078 MP Amsterdam
The Netherlands, Benelux, Europe
Earth, Solar System
Galactious Dimension of Xel´Naga´Rush

 

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Party at ijffdrie's place!!

Meee brings the booze!!

 

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Would you like to pay the insurance fee?
Not that we don't make sure the parcel arrives safely