I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! No, I am Spartacus! Wrong, I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus and so's my wife! I'm Spartacus's Father's Brother's Cousin's Grandaughter's Roommate's Girlfriend's Brother! Then, what does that make us? absolutely nothing! We are Zero! Does that make me Spartacus? No, I am Spartacus, haven't you listened? Well, I know I'm not Spartacus, just so you all know... Only one of us can be Spartacus. The rest of us are Robin Hood. Actually, I am Robin Hood, the rest of you are the Men In Tights. I'm Farticus.
