After extensive studying while based in the public chatroom (of which is acessed at the top of this website) i have compliled a list of various attributes and discussions that they appear to not agree with, or generally not appreciate. Even down to outright hatred on some of the topics. It is perhaps best i mention that a lot of these conversational topics are undenyable interesting and entertaining to normal people, but while presented in the 'chat' room appear to only annoy and aggrivate the occupants. Perhaps their combined hatred for various subjects is down to the confined and un creative space they inhabit? Perhaps this is deeper than i originally thought. 1. Jurassic Park Quotes - Not appreciated. Through extensive 20 minute testing i have discovered that not only do they have little to no interest in the subject, but that through perhaps some, divine prank, they express hatred! My testing included over 20 minutes of quoting famous scenes such as the; Muldoon: 'Clever girl.' to the 'Must go faster' of Malcolm. The occupants un-denyably showed no gratitude for my enlightenment of their knowledge of Jurassic park, rather - decided to suggest i get a life. Quickly followed by a kick from the channel. 2. Typing in Colours - Not appreciated. Enabling a font colour has through testing (by other good members of our community) been rather easy to deduce their stance on. The chat room hosts a mod who's refusal to elaborate on why the stance on colours is so heavy leaves much to be questioned. Their explanation was finally reported as being - 'They're too bright', followed with a swift removal from their channel. 3. Jurassic Park Quotes TYPED IN COLOUR - Not appreciated. After discovering points 1 and 2 i deduced that perhaps the fault of 1 was not the content of the seemingly brilliantly entertaining Jurassic park quotes, but rather their presentation. With this in mind i went about quoting at a more faster pace with a large variety of colours (dark greens and reds for the Dinosaur related parts). Much to my current mood of sadness their reactions were much the same - with the female occupant continually asking as into a abyss; 'Who is this Renatus guy?!' And 'Bring Aqo online please, Renatus is here again'. A blunt removal of course followed. 4. Asking if people will stroke your gland - Not appreciated To do so is generally common place in some societies, however this did not appear to affect their understanding or wrath when questioned with such a thing. Importantly i did not state which 'Gland' i was talking about, this is perhaps the main cause of the intense hatred thrown at me during my stay. Regardless, no matter how often i explained that it hadnt been stroked in a very long time, their perceptions of me did not appear to flucuate into the 'neutral' zone, but rather resulted in a abundance of 'Who the **** are you seriously' And; 'DIE IN A FIRE' But more commonly; 'If you say stroke my gland one more time im kicking you and personally telling the host to permenant ban you' The conclusion here was rather obvious compared to the others. Thats just the beginning of my studies, i'll keep trying more methods to get into their hearts and minds but until then - i hope this comes as a handy guide to those who decide to ever venture into their community...
Thanks i'll remember that next time i ask them to stroke my gland. I'll say can you stroke my lolipop, its rather stiff. Wich in truth it is. Hmmm its cherry.
i onced spamed "THEY CAME FROM...BEHIND!!!" and i got kicked. The human roflcopter in war3 says that when he dies. Its hilarious!! =]
just make sure the axe doesnt miss, because then it becomes hot and the turkey will scream after you chop his head off
