thread where we all kill one another horribly

Rules:
- maximum of two kills per poster per day.
- Only one kill per post
- no double posting
- No way of killing is too insane, you have infinite resources at your disposal
- If you have been killed, you cannot post that day. The next day you are ressurected.
- No hatred. Only kill people you like. Or take revenge.



I'll start with

*shoots overmind with a stun dart*
*throws overmind in a river*
*freezes the part of the river with overmind in it*
*throws the block of ice into the sun*
*collapses the sun into a black hole*

 

*Makes kuvasz watch The Twilight Saga: Eclipse*

 

Higgs won, game over

 

*Makes Meee watch the first three twilight movies in a row*

 

Don't make him do it drie.... It will create a black hole of doom in which we will allll DIEEE!!!

 

*makes sniper64 DIEEE!!! in a black hole of doom*

I'm so creative.

 

quite creative

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.

 

i kill FENIX!!! by taking peanuts all over his eyes then i take my keyboard shove it so far up his *** that he starts to bleed force him to have sex with a goat with aids then i take his last moment of life and force him to make a gnome and i then puncuture both his lungs so he dies as i throw him into the wall and then unleash my pack of zerglings on him creative??? dunno relly

 

This'll totally bring all of the psychos out of the woodwork.

*submits sniper64 to one-hundred straight hours of Chris Crocker and Fred videos*

Might not be enough to make you kill yourself, but you'll probably hideously maim yourself while attempting to escape.

 

Guess ill join in.

*bash matte in the head with a 2x4*
*chop his limbs off with a rusty axe*
*sell his kidneys*
*snap his sternum in two while pulling each of his ribs out, one at a time*
*release snapping turtles for hilariousness*
*then finally end his life with a luger shot to the head*

 

*uses Kaaraa's head for drumming practice. with chainsaws. The concert is next week*

 

*Makes a chandelier from ijffdrie's bones, then makes a water balloon from the jelly blob-corpse.*

 

Is it already a new day for you-



*blarg dies*

 

I choose.... SNORLAX!

To suffocate Eon with his huge blue butt.

 

*forces bloodhawk to eat poyomon*

*poyomon digivolves to patamon*

*patamon digivolves to angemon*

*bloodhawk 'splodes*

 

Ties Iffy to a pig. Sends said pig to slaughter house. Chuckles as Iffy is canned into spam.

 

okay, that is nice irony, I give you that.

 

Good, because I just realized I broke a rule.

 

Meh, everyone breaks a rule occasionally


*slaps Bloodhawk with a ruler until both break*

 

*makes Higgs go to a religion camp for the summer*

Or maybe I'm only killing every other participant with this?