TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Affolfefe, Mar 17, 2009.

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TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Discussion in 'Space Junk' started by Affolfefe, Mar 17, 2009.

  1. Affolfefe

    Affolfefe Guest

    Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
    I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

    A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
    Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
    Patient: How much will it cost?
    Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
    Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
    Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! [​IMG]

    Here is another one:

    Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
    Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
    Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

    The last one:

    A trial is in progress in the court room.
    Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
    Judge: Then who is he?
    Lawyer: He is a Collector.

    Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
     
    Affolfefe, Mar 17, 2009
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  2. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    ....
    well, you;re in
     
    ijffdrie, Mar 17, 2009
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  3. Gasmaskguy

    Gasmaskguy New Member

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    Bot 1 - Ijffdrie 0
     
    Gasmaskguy, Mar 17, 2009
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  4. TiNK[E]

    TiNK[E] New Member

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    C
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    TiNK[E], Mar 17, 2009
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  5. Light

    Light Guest

    Bots are getting so smart these days. For real.
     
    Light, Mar 17, 2009
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  6. Gasmaskguy

    Gasmaskguy New Member

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    Smart? I could list a lot of suspicious things about his post, but pointing out that there's a link in his sig saying payday loans should be enough.
     
    Gasmaskguy, Mar 17, 2009
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  7. Light

    Light Guest

    Didn't he get the right forum?

    I mean, look at ijffdrie or some random spammer, even they can't figure it out.
     
    Light, Mar 17, 2009
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  8. Kaaraa

    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    Why was Billy sad?
    Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

    gotta love bots...
     
    Kaaraa, Mar 17, 2009
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  9. Space Pirate Rojo

    Space Pirate Rojo New Member

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    Canada, eh?
    ...Are we seriously targets of organic bots?
     
    Space Pirate Rojo, Mar 17, 2009
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  10. kuvasz

    kuvasz Corrections Officer

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    Who cares? He's richer than 95% of the regulars :D
     
    kuvasz, Mar 17, 2009
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  11. Kaaraa

    Kaaraa Space Junkie

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    Only because the bank crapped out again. I was pissed to find my 5338.6 minerals gone because of shotty programming :arghh:
     
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  12. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    hey i knew he was a bot

    he is a nice bot though
     
    ijffdrie, Mar 18, 2009
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  13. Mong0!

    Mong0! Guest

    'course you did...
     
    Mong0!, Mar 18, 2009
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  14. Lanyinhasse

    Lanyinhasse Guest

    Nice post.

    I'm new to the forum. Nice post.
     
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    Lanyinhasse, Apr 1, 2009
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    There are two of them now.

    *takes out lazorz*

    There might be more in the airshafts!
     
    Aurora, Apr 1, 2009
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  16. Fenix

    Fenix Moderator

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    ...Well.

    I'm fairly confused here to be honest.
     
    Fenix, Apr 2, 2009
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  17. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    just pull the banhammer trigger
     
    ijffdrie, Apr 2, 2009
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  18. Fenix

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    The one with the trigger is in the cleaners.
     
    Fenix, Apr 2, 2009
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  19. ijffdrie

    ijffdrie Lord of Spam

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    why would anyone make a hammer with a trigger?
     
    ijffdrie, Apr 2, 2009
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  20. Aurora

    Aurora The Defiant

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    Lol. How can bots even come in here? Or do you gusy mean these are actual people who do this for a living or something? Never seen that before. Oh wait, a week ago there was one in the lounge. :s
     
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