Top ten

this is a topic based on createing you own top ten whatever, and if u can't judging other peoples. i will start

Top 10 Things I Would Do If I Was An Evil Overlord

(in no particular order)
#1.  shooting is not too good for my enemys
#2.  I will mantain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses, therefore i will never utter the phrase "No this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (after that death is usualy instantanious)
#3.  Chuck Norris will be my personal bodygaurd.
#4.  My legions will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
#5.  I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack in mass, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attacking one or two at a time.
#6.  If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead i will say his perserverence has given me insight on the futility of my evil ways and if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return upon the path of righteousness (heros are very gullible)
#7.  My ventelation ducts will be too small to crawl thru, Also the covers will not be screwed on, they will be welded.
#8.  When I've captured the hero and he says "Before you kill me, will you at least tell me..." I will say "No" and then shoot him. Actualy on second thought i will shoot him and then say "No"
#9.  All didgetal countdowns will be set to go off at 1:30 therefore they will go off just as soon as the hero starts to implement his plan.
#10.  And finaly to keep my subjects permenently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited internet access


yeah baby. leave ur own top ten or coment on mine below.

 

Top 10 things that should be in more videogames

Destructible terrain
Multiplayer
Easy, normal and hard modes that don't need to be unlocked
Better skill animations
Skills that you can add skill points into to make your skills stronger (like in maplestory)
Harder bosses
Better cutscenes
Better music (not this crap that repeats itself every 5 seconds)
Better plots
NPCs that aren't complete dumbasses

Not in any particular order.

 

the top ten best authors (in no particular order except for Steven and Neil)

1. Steven Brust
2. Neil Gaiman
3. Terry Goodkind
4. Christopher Moore
5. Glen Cook
6. Bill Watterson
7. Gary Larson
8. Johnathon Stroud
9. Eoin Colfer
10. Terry Prachet

in my hopefully harmless opinion

 

IF I WAS A DICTATOR

1. Smoking is forbidden on the pain of death

2. People not allowed to own land; neither are businesses. All land of my state belongs the all the People of my state. The wishes of the People are superior to the wish of a single being (Socialism > Individualism)

3. Greedy rich People/ bossiness who just get riches while making others poor, doing nothing, exploiters, will be sent to work in mines and stone quarries for life

4. On the other hand, generous and Righteous wealthy People/ businesses who donate a lot, support the People, are transparent and national, will be supported by the government

5. Racism, sexism, anything against minorities, unjust treatment, corruption, will be treated by the Law with utmost severity

6. I am the Law, the Hand, the Mind. I am the leader of the High Council (Senate/Congress) and the People of my state.

7. I am the master and slave of my People, i will do their bidding as they will mine. I and the Council will be as close to People as possible, transparent in our actions.

8. You don't need a license to go fishing

9. My people are free before me. They will not be forced to do anything, unless its needed dearly

10. We need a harmonious state between the government and the People, between all races


please comment

 

The governmental aspects of what you just described is essentially a Communism. Congrats.

 

What is frightening is the way he articulated it it seems wonderful; only by knowledge of politics and human nature are the pitfalls revealed. Such is the danger of the thing: it is your doom in a bright and cheery package

 

Perhaps. This is just ten things. I have spend hours thinking of the structure of an Utopian state. This is just a part of what i believe might be it. I'm into quite into these things. But i would not be a dictator- more like a first consul, probably with very limited power for a minor, viz. 1 year term, and only for a limited number of them. The dictator thing is just to make it easier.

Not really, not that close, yet there were many advantages in a communist state over western style government, It, sadly, had the advantages to build a near-utopian state, but it was managed wrong and went wrong. Remember i said my people are free. The most important part is that I want the government and the people to be in total harmony with eachother, full trust, viz. the government is
the people. I wouldn't consider it communist, more like the right thing to control fat bastard oligarchs and believe money tantamount to God.

Freedom- westerners think they got it. But i don't. I think they just forgot what it means. Things like you need a license to go fishing and having your every step watched, and having everything basically under government control, they still think they are free. i just dont understand that.

Land- right what i said. How can you buy it, own it, just because you have more paper pieces. That is what money really is. All are created equal. No one is better just because of possesing more money. That destroys the principles of the human soul itself. It makes me so angry, when someone claims land as his, which by right belongs to all. its not right.


But yes, BoP hit it. Human nature. it can make the most beautiful things fall apart so easily.


btw, what am i doing thinking this?? i should be thinking of things like my paladins armor sucks in WoW. tut-tut.

 

Top ten things ever:
1-Eating
2-Sleeping
3-[censored]
4-Smoking
5-Smoking
6-Drinking
7-Driving
8-Lost Temple
9-Trucks
10-Jesus <3

 

And nex top ten
11-Dogs
12-Unfranchized Gas Stations
13-BMW
14-Soviet Union
15-Plastic Soldiers (The best toy ever)
16-Hussein's Execution
17-The 80's movies and rock music (not the dressing)
18-Allah
19-The Simpsons
20-Tools. Fixing things is good.

 

Top ten!:

1- Say hello
2- say how are you
3- say goodbye
4- say hello (again)
5- play games
6- watch TV
7- Eat some food
8- Say hello (again!)
9- play games 24:7
10- Heart attack!!

 

Top ten Movies!!!.

1. Pirates of the caribbean: curse of th black pural.
2. Hot Fuzz
3. 300 (3 300 lol)
4. Shauen of the dead
5. Shoot em up
6. a bugs life (nostalga..)
7. the matrix
8. the lord of the rings
9. star wars
10. alien movies (and predator serires)

 

May we have a top 100?

Top 100 Reasons why your obsessed with Starcraft!
#1 You know everyone on Bnet. Everyone on Bnet knows you
#2 You give people your Bnet username instead of your phone number
#3 You know, by heart, how many hits it takes a marine to destroy a Battlecruiser
#4 You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
#5 You try to insult someone with a starcraft quote
#6 You refer to your friends as your "marine buddies"
#7 You get 12 "marines" and try to take on the neighbor's "base"
#8 You see your friend in a fight and shout "We must join our brethren in battle!"
#9 You're sleeping with your girl and accidentally scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name
#10 If you see a 'blur' in the air you start screaming "The DT's are coming!"
#11 You see someone having a smoke and you ask "need a light? (buuurrnnnn)"
#12 You fail your English assignments for using the words "Uber", "Chobo", and "Gosu"
#13 You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing
#14 You can't sleep if you don't play at least 15 minutes
#15 You forgot you had school
#16 You close your eyes and see that game where you win against 8 players
#17 You've admired stars but wonder where Aiur is
#18 You are in a Starcraft Anonymous focus group
#19 You start seeing Marines in you bedroom
#20 Other people start seeing Marines in your bedroom
#21 Zealot- 100 minerals, Marine- 50 minerals, Getting slaughtered by 1000 zerglings- Priceless
#22 You try and get your girlfriend addicted to StarCraft
#23 You write on your will that you wish to be implanted into a Dragoon exoskeleton when you die
#24 You ask your girlfriend to come watch you micro and judge it
#25 Your mom threatens to ground you if you don't stop playing, and you superglue your hands to the keyboard and mouse
#26 All day long, all you are looking forward to is getting on Bnet to calm down those cravings
#27 Your teacher asks for your homework and you try to stasis cell her to give you time to get away
#28 You kill 12 people because your computer crashed right when you were about to win a 200 hour game
#29 A Geforce 2 MX, Pentium 2, 64k memory, dial up connection, and 10 gb hard drive is all the gaming power anyone should need
#30 You are running linux, SC is the only game you have successfully been able to cross over, and SC is the only game you plan on attempting to cross over
#31 You get a D- on a math test and your mom takes action by banning you from the computer. Two days later YOU take action by jumping out of your apartment window
#32 Your teacher has to give you a speech in the hall that you have to pay attention and stop pretending your writing utensils are warring ships, or least make them carriers because bcs suck
#33 You know who spiked the eggnog because you did it
#34 You buy the Starcraft CD 8 times because you keep losing The CD key
#35 You get angry and storm around the house and sulk for a week just because they killed Tassadar
#36 You get really angry at Kerrigan and mutter under your breath about "how she made you kill Fenix"
#37 You name your son Fenix
#38 Your ISP complains about how you abuse their "unlimited online time" policy
#39 You connect to Bnet and you get a personalized response welcoming you back
#40 You find yourself looking for a "learn Korean in 3 months" book at the local library
#41 Your dad bumps into a man going to Korea at the airport and starts a conversation about sc even though he's never played a single game
#42 You notice the smiley face on the side of power generators
#43 You call your parents the judicators and when you ask for money you say ask for 20 minerals
#44 You wish your nurse would follow you but she always runs away somewhere
#45 Somehow you get the Korean Starcraft channel
#46 Your starcraft friends are the only people who understand what you're saying
#47 Someone asks "Are you ready?" and you reply "jacked up & good to go!"
#48 You named your two sons (first and middle names) Jim Raynor and Alexei Stukov
#49 You bring SC stuffed animals to show and tell
#50 You found a way to make clones of yourself, but their energy ran out before anyone could believe you
#51 You have nightmares where you're a marine and the rest of your squad just died from an ultralist attack
#52 You figure out which SC units all your friends are most like
#53 You find ways to get back on sc even if your computer is broken
#54 You've written essays on "why sc is better than warcraft"
#55 You don't bother checking out other games anymore
#56 You've typed in /stats c0ke
#57 You have dreams of things you could have done differently to change the outcome of a game
#58 You join other channels such as "Starcraft AUS-1" just to say how much the USA Channel ownz it
#59 You always say "ally at end" with your dad on a chess game
#60 You scream MEDIC! when you're hurt
#61 You say, shoot me but don't take my SC!
#62 You went mad when you finally found out there is no internet during camping trips
#63 You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere
#64 You've given up and made your own Starcraft2
#65 You begin to think that your best friend could be an infested zerg creature from Char
#66 You've learned to survive with 1 hour of sleep every night
#67 You blame the extinction of the Protoss race on a guy who can't speak english
#68 US Generals start building supply depots in front of their armies
#69 You suspect zerglings are buried in your backyard waiting to pounce on you
#70 You've been held back in school for 3 years straight due to sc
#71 You'll go that extra mile for that creep styled carpet you've always wanted
#72 On test forms you fill in your race as terran, protoss, or zerg
#73 For Christmas, you make a firebat santa claus and his 9 mutadeer
#74 When you die you're having your coffin shot out into space
#75 Whenever you go somewhere with your friends you always say "let's move"
#76 On ash wednesday you smear the ashes all over your face to look like a firebat
#77 You want to be a Korean so you can be the best Starcraft player ever
#78 For a science project, you test out plague on the whole science class
#79 Your computer greets you with "Good Day, Commander"
#80 A queen actually infests your CC
#81 Your friend owes you a billion minerals from bets
#82 You start seeing everyone with health bars below them
#83 You swear there's a lurker under your clothes pile
#84 Your therapist has given up on you.
#85 Your best replays are of getting slaughtered for an hour
#86 Everyday is a good day to die
#87 You're away message has said "Playing StarCraft" for the last 7 years
#88 You have a chronic fear of blurry things
#89 On resumes you give your starcraft stats. You always get the job
#90 You realize your girlfriend has dumped you. You console yourself by playing more sc
#91 You have 1000 wins and still suck
#92 "God for day, Newb for a lifetime" -Ancient SC Saying
#93 "I came.. I saw.. I died" -Ancient SC Saying
#94 Your CD case tells you to keep playing
#95 Having the choices to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom… you decide to keep playing
#96 You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
#97 Overlords just sound like they woke up and haven't had coffee yet.
#98 You tried the "ultralisk ate my homework" excuse. It worked!
#99 Sleeping is a form of withdrawal
#100 You're still playing

 

yeah, what GM_k says is not really communism

 

<.<

>.>

 

yeh this reminds me of when i went for a trip but wanted to go home, this after playing alot of WoW i thought to myself. If i just get out my hearthstone i can get home quicker. then i realized this wasnt WoW.

 

That's very sad.

I always think of making portals. No cooldown

>.>
<.<

 

true but im a pally lol

 

I score around a 7x in the top 100 your obsessed with SC. Also, what is this 'girlfriend' of which you speak? In fact, what is this "girl"?

 

Terry Goodkind!!!!! Woohoo!!!!

The Sword of Truth r0x0r s0x0rs.

I think I'ma kill Richard and steal Kahlan

Also wtf with the list of 100 SC reasons? Is that a copy paste with no sources??? *tsk tsk*

 

wow man, wow

stats on resume got to try that