We're all dead

In an interview with one of China's leading virologists, Yi Guan, I read this nifty little tidbit:

Basically, if these two somewhat similar strains of flu virus mix together, we're dead. We have no medical protection against H1N1. H5N1 has a 50% mortality rate.

Yeah, "The chance is very, very low that these two viruses will mix together", but "we cannot rule out the possibility".


Yay.

 

Oh God! This virus can already affect

! Maybe us humans are next!

 

The title is false, it should read "Half of us are dead!"

 

No, because that's the first wave of infection. Statistically, one person would live.

 

And that would be Yi Guan, hiding in the P3 lab?

 

Yup

 

Jup. And he would die soon after.

By the way, how would it reach those tribes who live in forests and stuff? They would survive as well. Ah, the t-shirts we send them will always be a monument for our extinct race!

 

Airborne son.

 

I really hope the virus is dead with nuclear blast.

 

Don't you think that's overreacting just a little?

 

Crap. How could I have missed this? So who invented flying humans then? ;P

I mean, it only goes from human to human, or possibly pigs. Would be strange if it somehow travels thousands of kilomiters into a dense jungle, all that time without a host. Or am I missing something again? :s

 

I actually scared of both Viruses and Nuclear apocalypse now. Kinda.... scary thoughts for me. >.>

 

Reckon i could live through it.

Its not like i go out much... Just board up me windows.

 

That won't stop a virus form getting in. There's cracks, leaks, anything that can bring in a virus.

 

Food

 

Ramen. Water. Bottles.

 

Not The Ramen! D:

 

i'll live on the 10 boxes of cornflakes that i have stacked on my fridge.

I keep moving onto the new boxes when the previous one gets too full of crumbs. So all i have is loads of 30% filled cornflakes boxes.

The question here, is if i can summon the strength to eat bowels of cornflakes which are 80% crumbs..

 

Can't we just declare a safe area and check everyone while the checkers are in spacesuits (air tight)
and just let the healthy through.
or you could leave them in a room for a day and see if they live or not

By the way, when i mean safe area i mean like a giant underground bunker/vault.

 

Which begs the question....Why do you keep your cereal in your fridge? :wacko: